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!! OMG, Korean is believan: Ji Yeo’s ‘The Beauty’ !!

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You may or may not have seen the recent article going around about a former model in South Korea who -when refused further facial procedures by her doctors- took to injecting what was essentially cooking oil into her face, which resulted in the most unfortunate BLUMPKIN PUMPKIN Halloween hot mess you ever did see!
According to visual artist Ji Yeo’s website; in 2010 South Korea was the country with the world’s highest per capita rate of cosmetic plastic surgery.
You can see Yeo’s NSFW photographs -subtitled ‘Beauty Recovery Room’– after the jump, which were taken in attempt to highlight the unnecessary risk of multiple generally-anesthetised cosmetic procedures which have become the norm for women in South Korean society.
Ji Yeo also partook in a performance where she appeared in public in nude-tone undergarments with a sign that read:

“I want to be perfect. Draw on me. Where should I get plastic surgery?”

My suggestion [?]…she should get her head removed and give it to that poor Mrs Pumpkin headed lady.

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!! OMG, visiting hours are so over!: Visit Furry Creek !!


As you all know ‘The Face of Furry Creek’ is due to air on OUT.TV Canada from June 3rd.
“People say our beautiful precinct is serene”…SERENE? that drop-shoulder top that Liz is wearing is anything BUT serene; all tones of serene-less salmon peach melba tangerine floral failure!
Looking like the weatherman who got fired and that Prozac-munching lady who used to do Breakfast TV until she was caught snorting Lucky Charms cereal hoops, newscasters Mario and Brenda are giving us all kinds of small town reportage from the muggy depths of the Furry Creek.

There is only one question I have on my greasy flaky sock-puppet lips; who will be THE FACE OF FURRY CREEK?…that and also, can I buy that backing tune on Itunes because that ludicrous synthesized horn-blast and xylophone combo is totally giving me the crump-cramps, I just can’t stop twerking to it now!
Visit Furry Creek HERE and stay tuned for further tit-bits and squiggly-pops from the various Faeces of Furry Crack over the next few weeks.

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!! OMG, Kat-erwauling: Zebra Katz’ ‘DRKLNG’ !!

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I just found out they have wi-fi in purgatory, because I just died [I choked on a stripy Zebra-Kat hair-ball actually] due to the fact that her thighs spread just like a Meow-mix-tape entitled ‘DRKLNG’ which you to can have listen through your head-holes over at PITCHFORK. below.

…Speaking of which, IMMA just READ the purgatory menu and the only available items are deviled eggs or semolina…all mushed together.

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!! OMG, it’s Tan Mom….bitch!: Tanning Mom’s ‘It’s Tan Mom!’ !!


Looking like she may have been squirting the SPF60 up her crusty brown nose, Tan Mom forgot to learn the words but shut up whatever, so she’ll just mash her CORN KERNEL TEETHYPOOPS till it’s all over and then shush ‘cos she’s a mom or whatever!
Is she the sun’s mom or something, like she’s come down to earth to promote, as she puts it “seeing her goodies brown” [I was just sick through my nose]?!
“Hotter than Octomom”, yeah hun, only cos you pushed a sunshine out of your BACON ‘BITS’N’BITES’ CRUSTY FLAPS; it takes a while to cool down from those kind of first-degree labour skabs!
[via jezebel]

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!! OMG, “sure it leaves a stain”: Jiz’ broken ‘Hymen in her Thighs’ !!


Featuring Tracy Chapman in her ‘Fast Car’, Kimber has a NSFW pony-puss-problem and so she ‘shuts up and drives’ away from ‘Jiz and the Mammograms’ only to ‘shut up and drive’ back and perform a remake of Riri’s ‘Diamonds’ entitled ‘Hymens’:

“I’ll break your soul
I’ll make your cry
/
I’ll call you fat
with the face of Bill Nye
/
You got a lazy eye
and cellulite
I’ll break you like
the hymen in your thighs”

…giving barf-day girl Cher some comeback competition !

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