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!! OMG, watch all your favourite shows, right meow: Sidereel’s been hijacked by cats !!

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OK, so I went onto Sidereel last night, obviously not to watch illegally streaming episodes of ‘Real Housewives of Vancouver’ or the finale of Naomi Campbell’s ‘The Face’ or anything like that.
It would appear that the site has been hijacked by paddy paws who have given the pages a bit of a MEOWKOVER…like seriously. I figured it was an April Fools thingy, but then today it remains. With titles on offer such as ‘How I Meow’t Your Mother’ and ‘Tabbycat Takes Over’ [or maybe this is a special episode where hairmazing bull-dyke Tabatha takes over a kitty grooming salon?!].
One VERY disgruntled user of the site Kelly Taylor wrote an angry complaint entitled ”I’m sad,confused, frustrated and down right ANGRY!”…OK dear, calm down, it’s not that bad, I think you may need to re-asses your white girl problems, this is the sort of quote one would expect to hear in relation to like genocide or homophobic hate crimes or some such important thing, not a few kitty-cutouts and occasional “meows” on your source for daily episodes of ‘Jersey Shore’…get a grip lady, or I’ll cat scratch you.
Sidereel’s reason for the cat burglary ? “because cats!”…oh, OK, fair enough I guess.

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!! OMG, long weekend: Azealia Banks’ No Problems !!


Azealia finally RUpologised to Angel Haze over whatever it was that something something something or whatever…well at least this fun song came out of all that pop plop that happened, and now we have a video filmed at ULTRA Festival in Miami, where skanks and dudes go to erm dump their fashion-fails and dress as earth-godesses [who btw just happen to be scantily clad, “I’m not a skank I’m ‘free-spirited'”…you know that sort of thing].
Just like Azealia I also don’t want no problems, I’m only saying their skanks because I’m jealous of their boogie and all the straight guys they get to bonk and lick. There’s nothing hotter than a sunburned straight dude with MDMA plate-eyes and a FERAL PENCHANT FOR FOAMY BEVERAGES!
Although I won’t let the trashion fashion go, so here’s LAWeekly’s ‘The 13 Most Hardcore Ravers at Ultra’ otherwise known as ‘Gifs to make you Gip’!
[thanks Bear!]

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!! OMG, what a Rotten review: Johnny Rotten reviews Katy Perry’s ‘Part Of Me’ !!


Sex Pistol Johnny Rotten reviews Katy Perry’s “‘All Of Me’ or ‘Something Of Me’ or ‘Little Bits & Pieces Of Me’“…geez Johnny, it’s not a blooming horror film, but I guess he does point out that he’s not generally a film critic, and we’ll let him continue [“or die”] as -you know- he would like God to save the queen and he is wearing an amazing OVERSIZED CARAMEL-MACK to complete his golden-oldie pirate ensemble.
He makes generous hair care recommendations, calls her dad a “nutter skinhead priest” and becomes beadily “interested in [Katy’s] other areas”, by this he means her COTTON CANDY MOUND I think.

“I don’t like dem songs..cacky pop fodder…This is what can happen when you spoil your children!”

I want Johnny to have his own film critique show on the regular…‘ROTTEN REVIEWS’…please!
[via papermag]

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!! OMG, snuggle smuggle: Say Lou Lou’s ‘Julien’ !!

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Julian, was that you that pooped on the carpet?…oh Ju-li-an?! What have we told you, like a thousand times?
Sydney/Stockholm ‘sisters’ Say Lou Lou are stunning. Their voices are pretty, they dress real nice, and they harvest morning-after happy-comedown sounds and squidge them into pop nuggets for all to listen to.
Well, don’t be fooled, they are only sisters in the criminal sense: they are smuggling this snugly male model slash-pet Julian across the border by the sounds of their new song, of the same name. They went on holiday and had a black-and-white fling with him in their first video ‘Maybe You’, and now they are looking to just smuggle him home, just like that!
Well good luck with that girls, hope you don’t get imprisoned for human trafficking or whatever, if so please continue to write and record songs from your respective prison cells, as these ones sound lovely. “Good luck and don’t fudge it up!”

[via DN]

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!! OMG, cock your leg up: Steven Meisel’s DOGGING shots !!

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Steven Meisel is one of America’s legendary fashion photographers who came into the public conscious with a book of [at the time] daring photos of a certain friend -Madonna- in all kinds of provocative poses and such the like.
Meisel takes really sexy [NSFW} photos [after the jump]; he somehow manages to make this staunch fagy-fag remember that women do have sex too, not just guys, with other guys…cock cock cock!
As part of V-magazine’s ‘Spring Break Flashbacks’, to celebrate Harmony Korine’s Disney Princesses go cray-cray film release, they -this week- featured a shoot by Meisel from issue 56, back in 2008, based on Dogging, entitled ‘The State of Sex’, with the accompanying blurb:

“DOGGING (VERB): A BRITISH EXPRESSION FOR PARTICIPATING IN SEXUAL ACTS IN A SEMI-PUBLIC PLACE OR WATCHING OTHERS DOING SO. OFTEN, THERE ARE MORE THAN TWO PARTICIPANTS… AS WATCHING IS ENCOURAGED, VOYEURISM AND EXHIBITIONISM ARE HEAVILY ASSOCIATED WITH DOGGING.”

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