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!! OMG, knicker-bocker-glory: Ferruccio Laviani’s ‘Good Vibrations’ !!

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Designed for the 2013 Furniture Exhibition, Architect Ferruccio Laviani designed this cabinet that has been CNC-cut to appear as a 3D object dragged through a photocopier or run through a VHS camcorder.
I would love to have a small chest-of-drawers like this, all squiggly and such, I just wouldn’t put my knickers in there for fear they’d come out all mangled and creased like that…ain’t nothing worse than a POKEY PAIR OF PANTIES [#_white_girl_problems]!
Here’s what the designer said about his chopped-n-screwed extravaganza eleganza:

“Good Vibrations…blends the harmony and magniloquence of the classical with the charm and allure of the contemporary [Ferruccio Laviani] questions the traditional tenets of design and furniture.”

[via dezeen]

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!! OMG, “Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo”: Tate&Lyle’s edible hotel !!

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Tonight, for one night only, British sugar-mamas Tate & Lyle open the doors to their edible hotel in Soho, London.
There’s 3 floors of themed rooms with macaroon walls, meringue rugs, fudge windowsills, edible books and when you’ve eaten yourself into a sugar-food coma, there’s vanilla-sponge cushions to lay your cotton-candy head on.
Guests to the edible hotel can visit the Mediterranean bedroom with edible bunting, rape-and-pillage a treasure chest of sugar-pearls and ginger spiced doubloons in the ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ room, and re-diSUGAR the South Pacific through an Easter Island statue made of chocolate mud cake.
You can see some behind the scenes and promo shots below.
Don’t forget, sharing is caring, you know some Willy Wanker is going to go in there all tongues blazing and BINGE-TONGUE-PUNCH the lot!

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!! OMG, an actual monkey business: ‘Kayabuki”s ape-waiters !!


OK now this is just cruel, not to Yat-chan and Fuku-chan the waiter-monkeys but to the humans who did the job before them. Not only does this demonstrate that a monkey could do their job, but the monkey’s actually DO their job, and they have to look for a new job…because the monkey’s stole theirs.
Local authorities have certified the monkeys to twerk at the sake house, although Japanese animal rights laws permit this for only two hours per day.
I don’t find the monkeys-with-hot-towels concept the weirdest, not even the cheap labour scheming to be the weirdest thing about all this…IT’S THOSE PAPIER-MACHE MASKS…AND THE MADELINE-SCHOOL-GIRL DRESSES WITH THE FLICK-LONG-BOB WIGS AND THE TINY WINY WHITE DRESS-SHIRTS!!!
It’s like the Jabberwocky dolls finally left the bedroom and invaded the kitchen. I don’t give a monkey’s uncle about the hygienic implications of ape-shit in the green tea, it’s just the fact that they look like THAT…planet of the baby doll night mare!
For goodness SAKE, why are they jeering and whooping for them, don’t encourage this, it’s frightfully wrong-filled?!
[via odditycentral]

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!! OMG, Mama Llama Drama: When Animals Attack !!


If i was a llama I’d totally get FIERCE UP IN HIERCE and lama-thwack those two-legged dumb-bums who kept taking photos of me and laughing and such the like.
I would use my legendary llama spit to whack a big green one on the back of their heads and do mini lama pearl-poops on the stairs so they would Showgirls-fall and break their cameras and their weaves would all fall out…you know…if I was a lady-llama…JUST SAY’N!

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!! OMG, Monsters INCorporated: ‘Arrrgh! Monstres de mode’ !!

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I’m très jaloux of my mister-sister Produzentin [“she’s that girl you like”] who made it to Gaîté Lyrique’s ‘Monsters in Fashion’ exhibition in Gay Paris last week…I’m literally VERDE with envy!
The exhibition, originally called ‘TOYS’, features the spookier-cookier side of fashion, showing pieces by the yikes of Craig Green, Cassette Playa and Rick Owens, plus a few monster-mashups from the monster mayoress [along with many Antwerp luminaries] herself Walter Van Beirendonck:

“In my case, I refer to rituals from ethnic tribes using masks, clothes, and installations around the body to uplift the human to a kind of God”

Jump below to see some of the monsters INCorporated into the newly re-opened new-media space

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