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!! OMG, Eurovision of winter beauty: Loreen’s ‘Heal’ !!


Swedish ‘Idol’ contestant and Eurovision participantypant Loreen releases the video for the title track from her new album…well it’s called ‘Heel’; it’s an album about a variety of known medical conditions related to heels: HEEL SPURS, CRACKED HEELS and a soaring track about an ACHILLES TENDON RUPTURE featuring Mariah…
…oh erm oops, no it’s apparently called ‘Heal’, and sorry, no Mariah…although I’d love to see her belt out a version of ‘Hero’ called ‘Heel-yo’:

“there’s a heel yo, if you look inside your heart, you don’t have to be afraid of heel wa-a-a-arts”

I love this video, it very much looks like a documentary entitled ‘The Long Canadian Winter’, what with the frozen mammoths in the ICY URBAN TUNDRA, soundtracked by elongated steel drum bongs and elephant tooooots.
[via WAPS]

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!! OMG, Deana & Danielle: Dsquared2 S/S’13 promo ‘Behind the Mirror’ !!


The CONJOINED TWINS OF FASHION, Dean and Dan [Caten of Dsquared2] screened their 2013 spring/summer ad campaign video at a launch last week in New York. Guests included Honey Dijon, Jonte’,
Miss  J., Amanda Lepore, Andrej Pejic and Riccardo Tisci
…obv.
Their Hitcockian video [filmed by Mert & Marcus] features the boys in a vanity-mirror scene, beating their faces with powder puffs and then powder poof!; suddenly these two magical GLAMOUR-POWER-PUSS’ turn up from ‘Behind the Mirror’…is that Deana and Danielle? Their hair is in such a POWER-SCRAPE-BACK-DOUBLE-DO, it has to be them…there is nothing squared about these ladies, they are so fashion ferocious there’s probably outtakes of them doing the couture “rooooaaaaar”!
[via ohlala & interview]

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!! OMG Shocking treatment: Primal Scream’s ’20-13′ !!


Featuring Kevin Shields [of My Bloody Valentine], psychadelic Scot-rockers Primal Scream are back with ‘2013’ from the upcoming May release ‘More Light’.
Here’s what I’m seeing here:
Maison Martin Margiela make-out masks
Angelina Jolie in Girl Interrupted
Cute Ginger boy rub-a-dub-scrub
Silence of the Lambs embroidered moth-balls
and a poor girl who is made to wear couture and force-fed bread with the crusts still!
[I believe the psychiatric treatment term for this is FORCSHION-FEEDING]
[via V]

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!! OMG, Meteoric!: Meteor Fireball Explosion in Russia !!

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So, you know, this blooming great meteor fireball fell out of the sky in Chelyabinsk, Russia earlier today [Russian time], shattering windows, disrupting cell service and injuring -reportedly- nearly 1’000 people, [more likely about 300] with damage reported in 6 different cities.
The English Language Russian news source RT.com reported this:

“A missile salvo blew the meteorite to pieces at an altitude of 20 kilometers, local newspaper Znak reported quoting a source in the military.”

Sounds like a ‘sources close to Lohan‘ -type situation, point being OMG HOT MESSki!

Jump below to see beautiful but obv shit-scary video footage of the meteorite.

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!! OMG, so ceremonial: Chloë Sevigny for Opening Ceremony !!

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With her involvement in the Wall Street Occupy Movement and presented in St. Mark’s Church in the East Village, Chloë’s 5th Opening Ceremony collection showcased 60’s-inspired whatnot’s modeled by placard-wielding protest-HERs [including Light Asylum’s Shannon Fuchness, and Chloë herself -who amongst conceptual obligations also simply wanted to avoid having to talk to the press].
Backed by 5 all-girl bands who each designed their own protest signs, there is something of a Pussy Riot PASTEL-AMERICANA-version to the show, which you can see shots of after the jump.
I want to stomp my feet in protest in a pair of ox-blood open-toe ‘OC’ wedges!
#_OPEN-TOETEST_!

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