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!! OMG, Batman & Superman are totally bonking: Sunshine’s ‘Showering With Wine’ !!


So in Vancouver band Sunshine’s new video Batman is on the rebound from Robin, so guess who he speed-dials for a weekend of super fun?
Superman of course…his pet-name for him is Pooperman…but that’s a secret.
They do blow-back and champagne enemas, then they go to the club where Superman is so over it [eye rolls and such] but then soon gets wasted and totally into it.
The night rolls on and inevitably they end up having a fight on the way home, this is a total nerd-dream [Superman Vs Batman…drunk…who would win?]
After brawling in the PARKETTE [ladies please] they make up…and end up passing out in an ATM booth.
OMG super mega drama!
[via papermag]

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!! OMG, “Haa tha fack aaaa yaaa?”: ‘The Most Popular Girls In School !!


OMG, Overland Park High School is so full of bitches! It seems the Ukranian Barbie Doll look has really caught on there.
And with all that reconstructive work, comes verbal diarrhea, or in the case of prom-silver-sparkle-holter-neck new girl Deandra, actual DIARRHEA:

“I feel indifferent towards you…have fun smelling my poops bitches!”

PS. “Iiiaarrreeyynoooaaalllthhaaaaaans” is a new word, it means “I already know all that”, but you already new all that.
[via homorazzi]

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!! OMG, Gnarly the Unicorn: Inflatable Cat Horn !!


What a MOODY PUSS. All they wanted to do was superglue an inflatable horn to his head, make him sit on a piece of white card and flash hot bright lights at him…why is he so restless ?
You think he’d be happy that he had become a new mystical magical meowsical form of the boring old kitty domestique; like if a doggy were to become Falcor the flying furry DRAGON-DOG…thing.
Gosh. Cats be so ungrateful sometimes!
[via laughingsquid]

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!! OMG, When mum dresses her Children bad: ’25 Most Embarrassing Destiny’s Child Coordinated Looks’ !!

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Also released today is Destiny’s Childrens’ compilation album ‘Love Songs’ and to celebrate we had a nosey-poke through Buzzfeed’s ’25 Most Embarrassing Destiny’s Child Coordinated Looks’ which is almost as hilarious as ‘Poor Michelle’…oh Michelle!
My three favorites are:
“Number 17. The time they wore banana-colored tiered ruffled skirts.”
“Number 16. The time they wore various red things and Farrah didn’t get any bling because she was going to be kicked out of the group soon.”
“And number 3. The time they wore yellow lace and made Kelly wear a big flap of denim.”
Oh Tina, REALLY MAMA, what the shite were you thinking?

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!! OMG, Sharing is caring: Sharon Needles ‘This Club Is A Haunted House’ !!


With an introduction from Her Royal Herness RuPaul, here’s Sharron’s video for her new single off the album ‘PG-13’ which is released today and available in all all-year-round Halloween decoration shops:

“Once upon a time there was a little dead girl, dug up from the corn fields of Newton, Iowa. Discovered by a much more gorgeous, blacker, beautiful, famous drag queen, and her career took off…Oh Lord I’ve created a monster…you better burn witch!”

Is Sharron’s personal assistant really called ‘Potatoes’?…o.k. that’s amazing…”write this down Potatoes…fake blood, prop bear bottle, leather-clad club kids…new video”

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