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!! OMG, “stay away from the biiiitches”: Frankie MacDonald’s weather warning! !!


If Frankie had done a warning for the Mayan Apocalypse, maybe I would have taken the whole thing more seriously and been better prepared and not “wait[ed] for the last minute to order [my] pizzas and order [my] chinese food”

For all you Newfie Drag Queens from St.John’s, Newfoundland, Frankie is warning you, so you have no excuse if you venture outside and your weave catches a gust and ends up in the Atlantic Drift.
Who knows, maybe in years to come they’ll find your weave in a famous deep sea adventure dig and shove that SANDY SALTY CRIMPED-FRO-DO in a museum and have an exhibition called ‘Deep-Sea Muff-Divers…What The Catfish Dragged In’!
[Thanks Bear!]

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!! OMG, HAZEALIA HOT MESS: Azealia Vs Angel Haze !!

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No mention of Azealia and Angel’s Lil’ Kim / Nicki Minaj-style twitter twatter spitter spatter here [or Azealia vs Perez for that matter patter], however a dis track is always funful, and sounds nice and audio whatnot.
Who shat on her head bettererer?


Oh ladies, pipe down, can’t we all just poop-a-scoop and move on?

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!! OMG, jaywalking crimp’n’crump: Phil & The Argos Cheerleaders !!


On his lunch-hour from editing FABMAGAZINE, Phil popped over the road for a taco-in-a-bag and then…well then Solange…and then, well then ^this^ happened.
Phil really knows how to twerk a scaffold and scare the jeboobers out of dem pedestri-trans. The one guy, his face is like “get the shit away from me and my purple coated girlfriend”, and then when he finds his cheerleader gals, they work – it – out so hard one of them nearly smacks some old woman in the face with her pearlescent-glitter-pom-pom, except the old gal doesn’t even notice cos she’s so busy rushing her old wrinkly legs to go pick up her tri-focal dentures and a packet of butterscotch Earl Grey Worthers Originals.
#Jay-walk_it_out!

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!! OMG, The World is going to Shit: Joey Arias is going to Pie the Pope !!

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OK, I get it, you’re like totally freaking out right now, you can’t think straight cos you lost one of your glow-in-the-dark wedge heals and you only have a few whoars before the apocalypso. Chill out girl, Mama Joey, she gots some ideas for you to answer the age old question; “If it was the last day on earth, what would you do?”
Well, HERE is what Joey would. Now go get creative and shat on that one who gon pissed you off that time. Hey, it’s the end of the world, there’s no consequence to shatting-on-’em.
[unless it’s all just a MAYAN FARCE and then -oops! You just shat on someone’s head! How are you gonna follow that one up?

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!! OMG, Willam has carpet skabs: ‘Willam’s Beatdown Ep.1’ !!


In the first of Willam’s Beatdowns, she shows you how to cover up those -dead-give-away- skabbers and takes a drunky, bitchy, vacant looky at some youtoob makeup tutorials:

“Jenna, we gonna need to clean your brushes, you’re gonna get a stye…when you have a stye in yo eye that means one thing…doggie-style”

Watch till 5.01 where you can take a drunky, bitchy, vacant looky at Willam’s beat-down-derr.

[via homorazzi]

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