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!! OMG, Kirstie Alley is an Ugly Dancer: The Ugly Dance [Christmas Edition] !!

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Kirstie Alley really drank a lot of Eggnog snot at the Christmas shindig. She’s up on one of the buffet tables in an elf costume doing what she calls “the ugly dance”.
The thing is she got there early and by the time Sue from Accounting turned up she was w-asted, and telling everyone about her moves, until enough people turned up at 930 that she jumped up on the buffet table, kicked a bowl of sausage rolls on the carpet and started doing the ugly dance.
Watch the video evidence HERE and make your own Ugly Dance: You could do one with Liza, RiRi, whoever, with costume choices and dancemove opts too [there’s one move called ‘tramp’…Kirstie you skanky tramp].

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!! OMG, Work this Pussy: The Bad Girls Club YYC !!


I blooming love these galls. I met them at Fluid Festival this year, and
THEY
ARE
CUTE
To me they totally represent the origins of Vogue, and I have the utmost respect for them doing what they do, where they do it.

“BALL CULTURE IS A STORY OF BOTH NECESSITY AND DEFIANCE”

They performed at Hot Mess this last weekend and are holding Calgary’s very first Voguing Ball on January 4th, entitled, hamazingly, “OUT OF THE CLOSET”
CALGARY IS BURNING!

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!! OMG, Her Her is Everywer: ‘My Hair on Things’ !!

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This is HAIRmazing, there’s no way I can get enough of these. The possibilities are endless, which is superb cos there’s an ‘ask’ button under the HEADER at the top of myhaironthings.tumblr:
‘my hair on divine’s grave’
‘my hair on coke’
‘my hair on the green bean casserole’
‘my hair on the bear’
‘my hair on a corn thing’
-and my complete-and-utter favourite; ‘my hair on dat lit up swamp’.
[via dlisted]

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!! OMG, “I Pronounce you Manimal and Wife”: Animal mask wedding photos. !!

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HuffingtonPost Posted a hilarious article last week regarding a growing trend for animal mask wedding photos. Is this what you do for your dream day if you are one of those people who describes themselves, ordinarily as “just bubbly and easy going, you know ?!”
If I get handed one of these things at a friend’s wedding, I’m gonna get really animaly and flippin’ bolt away into the nearest patch of shrubby bushes.
Click your paw/hoof/claw below to see a couple more of these bizarre wedding menageries.

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!! OMG, I’m totally going Orthocox: Orthodox Calendar !!

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Erm, I don’t remember my High School Religious Education looking anything like this. My teacher was a zany Welsh cat-lady who looked like Zandra Rhodes, who would collapse in her chair at least once every lesson to huff what she called ‘sniffing salts’ [could have possibly been poppers].
These Romanian Orthodox Priests have decided to make a calendar for 2013 which will likely bring shite-loads of people to church, much like ‘Sister Act’ but using cock, not community outreach and crumping double-dutch lessons.
Click below to see a few photos from the calendar, and a link for purchasing it before the Welsh popper-huffing cat-lady buys the entire HOLY STASH.

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