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!! OMG, leave your bananas behind: TSA frisks man with world’s biggest peen !!

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Is that a bomb strapped to your leg or are you just trying to ride an airplane? That was the question on the minds of TSA employees when Jonah Falcon — otherwise known as the man with the largest peen on record — passed through San Francisco International Airport on his way to New York on July 9. From HuffPost:

“I had my ‘stuff’ strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time,” said Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. “One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, ‘Yes.'”

Falcon said he knew that his interview was about to get a lot more personal when he was led through one of the X-ray body scanners and passed a metal detector.

“Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth,” Falcon said, laughing.

Indeed he did have a growth.

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!! OMG, mommy not-so-dearest: Brad Pitt’s mom on gay marriage !!

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So, apparently Brad Pitt needs to have a lil’ sit-down with his mama. Jane Pitt hopped up on her Jesus box and penned a letter to the Springfield News-Leader (where she lives in Missouri) in support of Mitt Romney — which, you know, is fine and all except for the part where she blasts gay marriage:

I think any Christian should spend much time in prayer before refusing to vote for a family man with high morals, business experience, who is against abortion, and shares Christian conviction concerning homosexuality just because he is a Mormon.

Any Christian who does not vote or writes in a name is casting a vote for Romney’s opponent, Barack Hussein Obama — a man who sat in Jeremiah Wright’s church for years, did not hold a public ceremony to mark the National Day of Prayer, and is a liberal who supports the killing of unborn babies and same-sex marriage.

Yeah, that won’t be awkward at all when Brad and Angelina finally get married in front of their family and friends, including those glitzy Hollywood gays. You think Angie picks out all that Versace on her own?
(via Socialite Life)

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!! OMG, taken too soon: Erik Rhodes is dead !!

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Gay adult film icon Erik Rhodes passed away in his sleep at 5:30am this morning, reportedly due to a heart attack. A frequent and public user of bodybuilding drugs, predominantly steroids, the 30-year-old Rhodes’ final tweet (who thought we’d ever be saying that, “final tweet”) hauntingly hinted at his untimely end: “I’m waiting until I pop. Or my liver fails… which ever comes first.”
(via Joe)

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