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!! OMG, Animal Fierceness: Evil Owl !!


Evil Owl is my evil idol!
Also I’d just like to say on a semi-related note that I imagine a little square with Japanese faces that laugh at and judge me hovering over my shoulder as I go about my daily activities. That’s normal, right?

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!! OMG, I Want One: Russian foxes for sale as pets !!

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Having a sneaky little fox as a pet seems like a possibly-dumb idea and also maybe a cruel one, but who cares– it’s probably better than owning a chimp! And thanks to a company called Sibfox, this lesser-of-two-exotic-evils can now be available for just a few thousand USD!
According to the website for the tame fox distributors at Sibfox, the little beasts are ”as devoted as dogs but as independent as cats, capable of forming deep-rooted bonds with human beings.”
Well! I was going to ask for a fox-fur coat with a matching hat for my birthday, but now I think I’ll just ask for a living, breathing foxy friend. You can order one for me here.

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!! OMG, Are You Itchy?: Bedbugs Invade Abercrombie !!

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Hey you in your puka shell necklace and casually weathered cargo shorts! Yes you! Have you been noticing an itch in your undies lately? Perhaps some unsightly red welts on your body? No, it’s not crabs! It could be that your carefully selected gay fratwear has given you a case of the dreaded bedbugs!
You may have heard that the Soho branch ofAbercrombie & Fitch‘s trashy little corporate cousin Hollister was closed earlier this week for a bedbug infestation. And today the mothership has fallen: the South Street Seaport Abercrombie has also been taken over by the little buggers.
Could this be a case of corporate sabotage? Or maybe Abercrombie clothes are just plain nasty?! Either way, it seems clear that no matter how sexy the gay nudie catalog is, the cooties are not worth it!
[Via Gawker]

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