Chinese chefs have figured out how to keep fish alive while they deep fry them so they can be delivered still breathing on your plate….
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Who was arrested on Christmas morning for shoving his beautiful blonde wife? Find out here.
Have yourself a very David Lynchy Christmas!!
The economy forces Santa Claus to turn to crime in order to support his expensive gift-giving habit. (Via The Awl.)
Oh, sure, it’s funny when they start riding Roombas and slapping dogs. It won’t be so funny when cats figure out how to drive tanks…