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!! OMG, “the Roman Empire didn’t collapse, it took off into outer space”: Alex Taylor’s ‘Spaceship’ !!


Launched by UK film talent nurturing project Collabor8te Alex Taylor’s Spaceship centers around a fatalistic alien apocalyptic RPG meeting group who contemplate the idea that they themselves are aliens “without spaceships” [to escape].
Thus we follow a female group member who has been told she has energetic connections to angels and relates more to creatures than people; discarding her prescribed female anatomy and gender so she may painfully and publicly ani-morph into her own imaginary creature friend [a personification of everything she wanted to be as a child], a sort of creature couture with a tail and heels to boot.
As Taylor’s docu-style short delves into the protagonist’s fantasized lycanthropy she discusses a void of affection in her younger years which she feels now towards Beanie Baby-style cuddly Alien Trilogychestburster‘ creatures who’s invasive task in life-stage is to grow inside their human host and burst forth through said host’s chest…adorable of course.
Taylor’s tale culminates in an affectionate meeting between our couture creature-come-chainsaw wielding manga maniac humanoid ‘alien’ and a fellow druid-knight in cotton armor as she expresses her hopes for a post-invasion world:

“Afterwards is like a new world, people treat each other as equals and there are no wars as we stop assuming what people are like before we’ve met them, stop judging them and start being loving towards each other”

I hear you sister; me and Molder [not scepto-Scully] and the gender variants, and the D&D geeks, and Sigourney…ish !

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!! OMG, petal to the precious metal: Yadi’s ‘Creatures’ !!


In a video that sees her aligning her flower chakra donned in golden Sharpie paint-pen nails and blooming bouquet hoops, London singer Yadi releases “Creatures“.
Yadi’s granny apparently belly~dances to her pop music which has it’s roots in her Algerian upbringing.
Is it an Algerian pastime to poop flowers, because essentially we’re looking at the floral episode of hoarders here, no please don’t pick up that GOLD PAINTED NEWSPAPER HILLOCK, there’s likely a pile of flower filled adult diapers under there…?!
Follow the jump to see a special string accompanied version of “Creatures” plus the Joe Goddard [a la Hot Chip] remix of her previous single “The Blow“.

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!! OMG, HAIRY MARYS: Guys with Fancy Lady Hair !!

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Every straight guy’s total nightm~hair [and gays’ dream-weave], your girlfriend and her friends hair-jack your head and style it to make you look like the prettiest little babydoll honey dew-drop with tumbling curls and pins-aplentious.
With their heads representing San Francisco and their hair-dos&dont’s representing the changing cityscape, website Bold-Italic took several guys and gays and plonked them into the hair salon hot seat to see how they dealt with change in their scalpted man-scapes; in a project to encourage openness to change in the city they reside in.
Click below to see the resultant dreamweaves, with such looks as;
“Junior Prom featuring neck hair” [ughhh, nightmare !],
“Brigitte Bardot”, looking like a mini-Mariah from the video “Honey” and a tad Russell Brand,
“Hippie Wedding” which is very P’trique “Chic Freak
and of course “Mormon Prom”, which is a look that screams “make me one of your polygamous sister-wives”…honey, that look has ‘wife number 7′ written all over it…
…times are a’changin’
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!! OMG, dog treats: Shanghai’s Pet Zoo Mega Store !!

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Puppy-papped by Photographer Jonathan Browningz, Shanghai’s Pet Zoo Mega Store is what dogy dreams are made of…with a 5 star hotel, grooming parlors, hair care centres and a natural mud massage and jacuzzi spa on offer your stick fetching friend will get so dam spoiled it will never fetch a dirty regular park branch ever again…it wouldn’t be seen dead doing such a common demonstrative activity.
With hair color options named ‘Ash Wednesday’, ‘Fire Cracker’ and ‘Amber Rose’ [not really, just a guess] your dog can feel like sHe is coming out feeling like Scott Donlan and Stefan Vanderhoof’s Shih Tzu Miss Agnes in Best in Show, all over-shampoopoo’d and kimono-bows !
But watch out, send your yapper here and she might get so used to it she’ll be growing an attitude with those beautifully sculpted nails of hers, take Little Miss Special-Puff above, that look on her face; she is basically bark-screaming at that other dog:

“Bitch don’t even bother, you know I’m more poofy and well behaved than you. Well a girl’s gotta try…fruitlessly, but she’ll learn…maybe”

Follow the jump to see where dogies die and go to heaven [which for dogs apparently is only on the open-plan third floor]

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!! OMG, RAISING THE ROOF: The New World of Lina Bo Bardi !!


Created by 
Architect Ouida Angelica Biddle
, Artist Nicolau Vergueiro and 
animated by Joao Rosa The New World of Lina Bo Bardi illustrates excerpts from late Italian/Brazilian Architect and Architectural Theorist Lina Bo Bardi’s Bela Criança ahead of a MoMA retrospective, supposedly in the works.
 
Described by the creators as a “commercial for the brain of Lina Bo Bardi” the video -beginning with a walking double-bum creature that EATS AND SHATS FARTITECTURE- illustrates cross-design-disciplinary Bo Bardi’s personification of Brazilian architecture as a child in need of nurturing and her aversion to cliché, routine and that misogynistic modernism that “[demoralizes] the spirit of new architecture.”

“She was unafraid to be childlike and vulgar, yet also unafraid to lead with boldness in a foreign country. Her work transcends institutional permission and speaks right to a space of fantasy.” __video creators Ouida Angelica Biddle & Nicolau Vergueiro.

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