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!! OMG, PORTA-POTTY: Jacques Greene’s ‘Body Party’ remix !!

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I can barely listen to Ciara’s “Body Party” without hearing my husband’s golden shower acapella version “Body Potty“…i.e. “My body is your POTTY”, but Azealia-deafened Montreal Producer Jacques Greene’s remix almost makes me stop imagining Ciara as PEE-ARA; the golden tub girl of R’n’B…until I hear Ciara’s “Overdose” as “Overflow” that is !

[via pitchfork]

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!! OMG, beach combing back: MKS’ video for ‘Flatline’ !!


Superb, now we have a video, giving us the excuse to listen to MKS’ comeback single “Flatline” all over again always every day continuously on repeat non-stop constantly.
Looking like high-end whores on the beach front promenade, parading around looking for kicks and tricks the MKS girls look glamazing, and I don’t even know the filter on that camera but it is totally making Siobhan look all luminous green face, neon-tangerine hairy pendant earring [in a good way]. Keisha’s all twinky-trick beret, lacy spaghetti tank and gold hoops [in a good way], and Mutya, we love that she’s all over-aplique denim-dreaming in the middle there, and she has a tiny angel inside her voice [also in a good way].
O M GIRL, what is that bathing suit housewife babydoll skirt thing Siobhan is donning ? No wonder that Mr babe in the Timberland booties and wideboy denims helps Siobhan off the wall first she is all ‘look-at-me-don’t-look-at-me’, every – blooming – shot.
At this point in the video I stop enjoying it, I get super jealous as I would very much be leaping off the wall crotch first into the head of that Marky Mark [brown version, let’s call him Mark Wallbabe] DENIM DREAMBOAT.
…and then I’m like blinded by my jealous enragement and I start hearing things like “Federline” instead of “Flatline” and now I am thinking “no you do not, you can have that brown MARK WALLBABE but you are not taking my post-Britney TUBBY-HUBBY Kevin Federline, I called dibs on that as soon as he finished squirting babies at Britney, back to Britain with you bitches, back off, you ain’t the Sugababes no more so don’t be snatching OUR SUGABABEBOYS or nothing [in a good way].”
[via WAPS]

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!! OMG, PRIME NUMBER: Janelle Monáe & Miguel’s ‘PrimeTime’ !!


They would have released this single sooner only as Miguel was trying to leave the car barn Mama Mariah blocked the doorway in a shear neon baby-doll dress and was doing the sexy hey-hay dance in his headlamps, so until she got thirsty and bored and went back inside for a sup of lemonade he just damn could not get out of there soon enough.
With The Police-style electric plucks and some croony harmonies and mid-phrase chord changes, it’s nice to hear that RnB hasn’t actually died from dub/club suffocation in Janelle Monáe and Miguel’s duet “Prime Time”.
Miguel’s sexy clench jaw profile is pulling focus on the cover, but not enough to overshadow Janelle’s intergalactic clip-on bluetooth on which she is ordering a drink with Guinan the bartender from Star Trek Next Gen [ie. Whoopi Goldberg]…probs !
[via PMA]

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!! OMG, snot your average opera: Michiko Nitta and Michael Burton’s ‘Algae Opera’ !!

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Girl, you got something in your hair !
A night at the Opera is such a civilized affair: get dressed up, drinks at some swanky bar, then swoop on over to the concert hall for a night of the most exquisite dramatic musical fare, a story of lost love, a musical drama about a fall from grace perchance ?
Well, at The Algae Opera, some chick sings at you loudly, then feeds you sea-snot that she breathed all over.
As an experiment in alternative food sources and biotechnological advancements The Algae Opera singer [Louise Ashcroft] feeds the plant-like organism musical carbon dioxide through tubes, where variations in pitch and volume produce nuances in the taste of the growing algae from bitter to sweet, i.e. starter or dessert.
Sea-snot parfait is snot my idea of a civilized operatic treat at all !
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[source, Thanks Bear!]

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!! OMG, PHILLY CHEESY: Cloud Boat cover ‘Streets of Philadelphia’ !!


I’m on Fire“, “State Trooper” and “Streets of Philli” are all Sprinsteen songs that make me shed a tear…any of that other jock-rock he made makes me shed hair as I attempt to pull my eyelashes out before I hear any more fist-punching crotchy double-denim stadium anthems.
Cloud Boat thankfully selected the later of these three gems to cover in a video for Wonderland that looks like lost soundcheck footage from a 25-years-back stadium tour.
2 bearded guys getting musically intimate, one with dinosaur guitar stickers and the other wielding an avocado shaker ?! I’ll be your stadium tour perm-headed denim clad groupie gal please.

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