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!! OMG, guts for garters: ‘Dumb’ by Brooke Candy [NSFW] !!


I had to title this “OMG…’Dumb’ by Brooke Candy”, instead of “OMG…Brooke Candy’s ‘Dumb'”…because quite honestly you’d have to be all kinds of dumbo to even accidentally throw title shade at Miss Candy, she’d have your guts for garters…literally !
Proving that you actually can combine a ganja-camo swimsuit with Gabrielle baby girl wet-look curls, a Tank Girl bomber and beret and a militant CLIP-ON NECK TIE, Brooke Candy gives a video tutorial on how best to clean your chrome decorative maypole with a good old shammy leather and some leftover hair spray.
How she stole my bedtime look of 3 foot tall foamy wedges and black rainbow nightshirt with triple-lacquered acrylic nails I can’t tell…I would be suing for stealing my look had she only also paired it with a DO-RAG AND ADULT DIAPER, now that’s MY 100% sleepytime head-to-toe look !

Rumor has it
she’s on Kylie’s next single ! That’s so not dumb though !
[via WAPS]

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!! OMG, BITCH-WEAR : Papermag’s Swimsuit Special !!


For their Swimsuit Special, Papermag trawled the shoreline for some of the biggest beach ballers of NYCs ever-expanding drag scene. These bitch babes brought QUEEN-OF-THE-SANDCASTLE GLAMOR to reveal some stunning barely-clothing options for a day on the dunes.
Paddle over to PAPERMAG, where you can have a browse through their chosen poolside looks and read about dreams of garbage men, drag douching, drag dumping, and -best of all-…BROCCOLI DRAG !

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!! OMG, unhealthy selfie: Emanuela Franshini’s ‘On Your Face’ !!

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Italian photographer Emanuela Franchini‘s ‘On Your Face’ series explore the relationship to the food that we stuff in our faces, by stuffing said food ON her faces…and then operating the camera…with the food…on her faces.
Click below to see the remainder of the food facial series; I’m booking my greasy Italian GASTRONOMY SPA-HOLIDAY as we speak ! #oMEGA_EGGciting

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!! OMG, bag it: Lawrence Rothman’s ‘#1 All Time Low’ !!

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A couple of months back we showed you the Lynchian hotel video to Lawrence Rothman’s steel drum solo sectional single “Montauk Fling“…the flip side of that single being the ploppy sounds of “#1 All Time Low”.
Rothman may be looking a tad homeless on the cover but this b-side tune is definitely not houseless…a housey filler with backing vocals from Alvin and the Chipmunks and a chorus baseline plucked on a rubber band the width of a SCENIC COUNTRY LANE.
Listen to the track below or head over to STEREOGUM where you can download it to pop in your Rothman-esque translucent polythene grocery store bag.

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!! OMG, how pharaoh-cious: ‘Pure Breeds – The Saluki’ !!

In the third and final episode of Graydon Sheppard‘s Pure Breeds we are introduced to the Saluki; the Galadriel of the dog world, a Noldorin princess who’s been around forever and ever, complete with mind reading/talking abilities and Cate Blanchett-esque poise and shimmer !
When the first shot came on for episode three I knew I wanted a Saluki; frolicking across the screen like a floppy angel delight, changing color all the while, I thought “this is it, a mood ring dog, I need one.”
Before you googlie-goggle where is the nearest place you can get one of these canine-angel-ladies head over to NOWNESS, where Graydon discusses this week’s ribbon rosette-wearing baby-hating dog’s judgy side, Tutankhamun roleplaying pharaohsity and water retching canine calamities.

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