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!! OMG, SACK SNAP: Ingrid Berthon-Moine’s ‘Marbles’ !!

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Ingrid Berthon-Moine must be some sort of skank-perve or something, she’s been hiking around Europa snapping pictures of statue-sacks and hoarding them for her own private titillations.
I think the photo series is called ‘Marbles’ because tourists in public squares all over Europe must be believing she lost hers a while back and has thus taken to papping stone-stones, and they must all shout “Jezebel” and “harlot” and pelt her with rotting fruit from the local market stalls !

This “work explores masculinity in the 21st century, both the representation of it and the idea of ornamental masculinity which until now had been largely ‘reserved’ to the female gender. It also looks at how masculinity has shifted over time, and how men have had to redefine their identity as society changes.”__Feature Shoot

Hey Ingrid, that’s quite the collection you’ve amounted there…I bet her Sacksnap account is just filthy with stone dust.
[via laughingsquid]

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!! OMG, 3-PIECE-SUITE-JESUS GIRL, GET OFF THE FLOOR!: Can Evgin’s ‘Autoerotic’ !!

OK bitch, when I asked you to do me a solid and look after Britney’s “Slave 4 U” albino python for the weekend I didn’t mean you could play dress-up in my Alexander McQueen and writhe around on my PASTEL SUBURBAN SALMON-PEACHES’N’CREAM RUG.
Scottish Ballet’s Tokyo-born ballerina Sonoya Mizuno plays to the camera in preparation for her role in upcoming sci-fi robo-flick Ex-Machina.
This Grace Jones-esque pulsating en fran├žaise soundtracked short is the latest in a string of fashion-centric works that Mizuno has partaken.

“In my mind I was quite a conservative woman with a strong internal fantasy, and the clothes really triggered it”

I’ll give you “trigger”, girl don’t be rubbin’ your puss on my fleshtone leatherette 3-piece-suit, that shit is not cheap.
[via nowness]

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!! OMG, racc-ing up: masked looter takes a DOUBLE FIST-FUL !!


I love the cats in this video when the raccoon arrives, they’re all like judging him because he’s all dirty and ragedy-ass, staring in disbelief as he pillages their processed vegan kitty fodder. Only when he starts to wash his scabby hands in their FAT-FREE REHYDRATED GLACIAL SPRING WATER do they step in to protest their disgust; GreySeal has had enough of this unruly shit, and is appalled at his nasty table manners.
I recognize that double-handful scamper trick at ‘1.10’, I do that all the time at the Thai restaurant down the road, with those individually wrapped free apple candies; two handfuls and I’m out of there, even when they come out and shout at me I’m on my hind legs and bombing down the street with my free palette-cleansers, and then -of course- go skulking back when I realize their shouts weren’t out of protest but simply to inform me I’d forgotten to take my not-free meal with me…duu-uuuuur !
[via tastefullyoffensive, thanks Bear!]

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!! OMG, WE’RE GAGGING ON…: Fetishism in Fashion at MoBA’s ’13 biennale !!

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When I hear “fetishism” my nasty-ass head goes straight to leather cat-o’-nine-tails and people squatting to deliver the NUTTY MOTHERLOAD, but for this years MoBA fashion biennale in Arnhem, Holland trend forecaster Li Edelkoort presents all facets of fetishism in fashion covering childhood memories, nomadism, regional identity, height obsession, mens’ secret accessory collections, monsters [exhibited for children at the local zoo], shamanism, and the history of the apron from domestic to sexual.

“We’re all born with kinds of fetishes and have a need for belonging and bondage from birth. It’s not just about fashion design, it’s about a movement that’s happening in society.”

Follow the jump to see a small selection of the pieces from some 300 designers being exhibited for Fetishism in Fashion until July 21st.

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!! OMG, INFORMAL T SERVICE: T. Williams’ “On MY Own” [ft. TALA] !!

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OMG, what is that effect on her voice, it’s like the alien army setting on her primary colored Fisher Price megaphone. This song makes me want to do a informal version of the Russian kick squat dance and just bounce off the walls, kicking and bouncing, and bouncing and kicking, wearing only a DUSTY-ROSE CRUSHED-VELVET SPAGHETTI-STRAP CROP-TOP, because -you know- you can’t be too formal when a song like this comes on.
Via PMR records [carers of Miss Jessie Ware], grime and bass background producer T. Williams hands TALA the plastic megaphone for single “On My Own”, from his EP Feelings Within [also featuring housey tracks “Smile” and “Mobb”]

T.Williams is touring with Disclosure this fall, following his EP launch in August.
[this tracksicle was brought to you by “that girl you like” Produzentin, thanks Auntie Prod]

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