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!! OMG, ROMMMazing: Maison Martin Margiela’s Ligne 1 “Artisanal” Collection !!

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For this season’s Haute Couture Collection, MMM presented all sorts of ceremonial regalia reminiscent of Roman History.
They showcased their -now recognizable- bejeweled facial sacks, this time the mosaic version with tiled breast-plate, and floral/feather version as a cas denim jean combo piece.
It was all Cape-town on the runway with little red latex riding capes, glitterbomb floral-hem peach capes and embroidered satin arm-lette capes.
Simply to accent how damn desirable their latex oxblood boots are MMM teamed up with Swarovski to -you know- create a whole new material called CRYSTALACITE [fusing crystal with white resin], which they formed into riding spurs for chunky heel bracelets.
Click below to see all of the above, as well as reconstituted museum-worthy costume pieces from early last century and the ultimate in haute couture; THE MOSAIC CHOKER !

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!! OMG, wipe that google pap smear: PERSIA’s “Google Google Apps Apps” !!


It’s like Divine David just replaced his dial-up modem with some sort of supranet connection and is going AWOL on what he thinks is GeoCities.
Produced by San Fran Trans Clan Black Glitter Collective and directed by the talentfilled fun-dumpster VAINHEIN, “Google Google Apps Apps” speaks all about all those Caucasian princess-types that are “gentrifying their love” anywhere that’s not gleaming white anywhere everywhere all the time on insta-vine.
I get it, I want to be BLASIAN for Christmess but there’s no app for that, the best I can do is breed in a multicultural snuggle puddle and marriage the afterbirth, then re-breed with that and have myself surgically sewn to that one, then maybe I can be Blasian like in a thousand christmases time…maybe.
“Wanna see, durrrrr ?”
[thanks Produzentin [who btw is “that girl you like”!]

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!! OMG, BITCHES & HOSE : dogs vs sprinklers !!


These bitches are pigs, they are catching all the golden dew drops, so unaware they will be posted all over bonetube. I love a golden shower compilation, this one gets all the besties, scored by everyone’s favorite creepy brown-suited soviet sing-a-long song Eduard Anatolyevich Khil’s “Trololo”:
We have for you: water harpsichord concerto dog, a couple of scrotum-terriers, a sausage dog, and the Queen’s water corgi.
Can we just go ahead and make this an Eduard Anatolyevich Khil tribute dog show stage show already; rotating fountain platforms with frolicking pigmy-poodles and the “Trololo” song for 2 hours or more. 17 key changes, 43 pigmy-poodles, 1 happy audience ?!
[via papermag]

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!! OMG, pottery pieds: Laura Papp’s Porcelain Shoes !!

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Inspired by Antoni Gaudí’s Sagrada Familia, Moholy-Nagy graduate Laura Papp has created pairs of porcelain heels which are lightweight yet can hold up to 160 kg, which is superb for someone with KANKLES as hefty as mine:

“Textiles and laces were dipped into porcelain and then burnt, so the shape remains but the materials are destroyed”

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[via dezeen]

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!! OMG, bon appe-freak !: Minsu Kim’s “Living Food” !!


Royal College of Art graduate Minsu Kim found inspiration in molecular gastronomy and the creation [last year] of a synthetic jellyfish made from silicone polymer and rat heart cells at Caltech and Harvard University. Based on such scientific developments, he proposes the creation of “artificial digestible [life]forms”.
For his presentation, Minsu served up three haute cuisine-inspired courses which explored different types of movements [wriggling, waving,breathing], sort of like when you go to Red Lobster and they pull Clive out of the tank and plop him on your plate with a basket of bread rolls and a tub of fake butter.
Bon appe-freak !
[via dezeen]

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