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!! OMG, food art…’F-ART’ for short: Hembakat är Bäst !!

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Inspired by Japanese minimalism, these classic Swedish recipe prep paps were designed by communications agency Forsman & Bodenfors and photographed by Carl and Evelina Kleiner.
Click below to see more formalized food pornography which if I were to take a poke at the desserts on prep, would guess at such delights as cane sugar truncheon & honey drizzle flan and jizz drip & baby vom ‘krakelkluke’, but then I’m not so familiar with Northern European desserts…though I do love some SEMEN-INFUSED ORCHARD COULIS F-ART !

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!! OMG, homemade with gasoline and ‘shrooms: M.I.A.s’ “Bring the Noise” !!


If you do not own A HOLY COW, some white lace leggings or a MACRAME HAIRY WIG SHRUG you are not invited to M.I.A.‘s gold embossed mosque-rave; if you do have any of the above, come right on in, make yourself at home, feel free to visit her dry-ice prayer room…peace be with you !
Thank you High Empress Arulpragasam…
hommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !
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!! OMG, VELOUR GALORE: Astrid Anderson SS ’14 !!

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Oh gees, I love a man in lace; tells me that he’s delicate and he will have the most ornate tan lines come mid-summer.
Astrid Anderson’s SS ’14 presentation -which walked this week at London Collections: Men– asked questions around masculinity; presenting lacy chest-hugging mountain training tops in white alongside plush mint & marsh green velour Mafiosa tracksuits.
Jump below to see more pieces from the collection, including beige rubber tanks, frumpy L.L.Bean-esque adventure dad-sandals and all things paired with the Men’s accessory du jour; the PERSPIRING VASELINE FACIAL…activewear for the man with flare.

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!! OMG, she’s “a pro-fes-sio-nal!”: Kaycee Rice’s ‘Werk’ !!


OK, wait, hang on; preteen sparkle crotch thrusts? mine!
The scuttle run? That’s my move, I do that when I’m ready to leave the club, then I toe-to-head hand roll and crump some more!
I have to say I would never do the “wait, like, I don’t get it” part because I DO get it, I invented it so I get it, I also get what plagiarism is too, so pipe down Babycakes!
Eurgh, she’s so young I can still see the UTERAL ALBUMEN flying off her pony tail whip!
I am so used to doing this dance that every time I hear the word “professional” in the office I break into a hair whip and do that drop at the end, except not quite like this girl, it’s more like I get dizzy and fall into the photocopier, but you’re are allowed to be sloppy and wrinkly when you invented things, and not if your just a PRE-TEEN COPY CAT BOBBLE-HEADED BRATZ SKANK!
[Thanks Bear!]

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!! OMG, BEST IN SHOW-NO!: hairy plumage themed dog groomage !!

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How in houndstooth hell you even begin to start judging who is best in show in this competition is beyond me, my indecision on these canine contestants went a little like this:
Ok, best in show goes to underwater choral reef creatures dog, no no; Yoda dog with Ewok ass, no no no; competing circus animals fighting under the bigtop dog, no; splodgey Disney characters dog face on dog face plus secret waving UDDERED Mini Mouse round the back dog…such indecision…that was…until I saw this special fella right here:
Sesame Street Big Bird head and forelegs with Elmo back legs, Rubber Duckie tail and sad other decapitated dog-head stuffed in trash can to represent Oscar from Sesame Street!
Erm, hello, clear winner! But go ahead and look at the losers after the jump anyway because nice try but Big Bird always wins…word of the day would be “funfortunate”, no “groomazing”, no no “HAIRlarious!”

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