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!! OMG, Mr Potato Heads: Philip Haas’ ‘Four Seasons’ !!

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I remember studying Renaissance painter Guiseppe Arcimboldo in grade 4; we looked at his veggie-head paintings and then created our own version, of which mine was a voluptuous auntie-pantie with oranges for tits. Needless to say I got in trouble with my teacher –Mr Hollywood [despite the name, not a glamourpuss at all]- who believed it to be rude and inappropriate…”but it’s art” I screamed, “I’m an artist and I appreciate the human form” I yelled from my 9-year-old face…of course I got into trouble for screaming [not painting] and my point went out the classroom window…what a tit of a teacher though, what a blooming prune prude.
Well fellow misunderstood child adult artist Philip Haas also appreciates the vegetative human form and has recreated Arcimboldo’s painting quartet ‘Four Seasons’ in resin and fibreglass sculptural form for The New York Botanical Garden.
Jump below to see all four of his seasonal 15 foot potato heads, and if you’re passing through, they will be on display until the end of October. I’m hoping if I head that way that Mr Winter Head pops up on my Grindr because I totally want to DT THAT TWIGGY DADDY HEAD!

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!! OMG, pop that ass: Major Lazer’s ‘Bubble Butt’ !!


Featuring Bruno Mars, 2 Chainz, Mystic and Tyga, Major Lazer’s new video is basically saying that those sea punk rich white girls need to learn to lighten up and let loose and if they could just stop INSTA-GRANNYING for one second and dump their rumps around a bit then they would probably achieve something more sea-like such as a jellyfish twerk or a whale blubber crump, which is way more sea-punk than a stick insect!
P.s. Please will some raamp-a-daamp-daamp topless frat boys re-do this video with boys instead of girls; low budget will do, homemade is great, last-minute is fine; we here at omg blog will personally provide the tub for the BUBBLE-BUTT-CHUGGING SCENE; we have a pearlescent teal-green one out back you can use!
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!! OMG, match making: Nancy & Donald’s lawfully wedded wardrobe !!

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Gay couples run the risk of starting to become a little Genesis P. Orridge after being together for a while, they start dressing the same, their hair starts looking the same and in no time your matching camo-shorts, tiny dogs and baseball caps make you look more like brothers-from-other-mothers than boyfriends and that’s some sort of stay at home shit, because hon, that Peters Twins thing is a whole other closet case!
Nancy and Donald -plastic garden flamingo inventor- Featherstone, however, just blooming went for it, they didn’t even progress, they just flipping went there. They’ve been wearing matchy matchy homemade shirts and dresses for 35 years now and have four wardrobes of matching outfits organised by season and occasion.

“We once saw Dr Ruth, the TV psychiatrist, in a¬†department store. She was making her way over to us – probably to comment on our matching coats and hats – but we eluded her. It’s one thing to get negative comments from strangers but quite another to have unwanted psychological suggestions.”

Follow the jump to see some flavourite [along with their permed poochie pal] paralleled print pairings…well isn’t that just the cutestest thing what ever did done?

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!! OMG, 1st degree: Disclosure’s ‘When a Fire Starts to Burn’ !!

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Those naughty Disclosure brothers better stop it now, they are churning out so many blooming great tracks that it’s becoming a complete bloggy clich√© to be posting them like every flipping week…oh hey, another great track from Disclosure, blah blah blah; can’t you fellas just make something mediocre so we can ignore you for a minute, you are like clinging to our Itunes, you have infested our blog, just back off bitches.
Here’s a scorching new track from the Disclosure brothers who once again are SPIT ROASTING US [musically of course, although we are totes wishing literally] with their brown-boy-telling-you-how-it-is-and-things-what-you-are-needing-to-know-in-place-of-mama-who-is-at-church-right-now fast burner ‘When a Fire Starts to Burn’.

Can someone grab a couple of those HUMP-BACK-MOUSE-GROWN EARS, because this house anthem is some kind of 1st degree ear burning inferno?!
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