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!! OMG, Kat-erwauling: Zebra Katz’ ‘DRKLNG’ !!

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I just found out they have wi-fi in purgatory, because I just died [I choked on a stripy Zebra-Kat hair-ball actually] due to the fact that her thighs spread just like a Meow-mix-tape entitled ‘DRKLNG’ which you to can have listen through your head-holes over at PITCHFORK. below.

…Speaking of which, IMMA just READ the purgatory menu and the only available items are deviled eggs or semolina…all mushed together.

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!! OMG, “walk…and walk…walk…and walk…aaaand walk”: RuPaul’s Runway Rundown !!


One of my favourite moments on every episode of RPDR is seeing what Ru’s wardrobe DRAGURGITATED upon her when she sashays down the Runway.
‘World of Wonder’ have compiled all of RuPaul’s looks so far into a Ru-way “extravagaaaanzaaaaa eleganzaaaa!”…WOWee!
Well me personally I’m always a fan of Ru’s loofah dresses, or as I tend to refer to them her Ru-fah gowns…I love when she rocks a LUMINOUS VOLUMINOUS, and am ever appreciative of her cobalt blue alternating fan dress!
…Just say’n though!
[via NNN]

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!! OMG, Kingdom come: Cassie’s ‘All My Love’ as fondled by Kingdom !!

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LA producer Kingdom’s ginger minge is coming up a copper-cropper once again!
This time he’s fiddled around with Cassie’s track ‘All My Love’ from her recent #RockaByeBaby mixtape, to great avail.
I am listening to it with my eyes closed whilst sniffing my guinea-pig Harold, imagining that it’s Kingdom’s sweaty orange studio-bound ball-mound, I’m literally HUFFY THAT FURRY ORANGE SCROT’!

[via fader]

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!! OMG, welcome to brown town: VV Brown’s ‘Samson’ !!

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The last time VV wrote a record, she ended up ditching the whole thing as she found as a “sonic photograph” it no longer represented how she felt at the time of near-completing it.
She has since explored her love of environmental, ethical fashion through her e-commerce company vvvintage, and having caught the business bug and feeling a sense of too much comfort to be creative she then quit her label to launch her own under the banner ‘YOY’, which scared the crap out of her enough to spark real creativity in order to produce her upcoming record ‘Samson & Delilah’ which is due out this September and includes an accompanying 15 minute short film.
Her first single from the album, ‘Samson’ which you can watch below is out in mid July.

VV spoke to HungerTV [HERE] about her time away from music, her love of film and her changing attitude towards what makes a good song:

“I used to listen to a song and think how can this be a “hit record” but now I listen to a record and it’s all about how it makes me feel…I think I was so consumed in the business of things I had forgotten what it felt like to just listen.” 

[via arjan]

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!! OMG, Judging a book by it’s cover: Keys N Krates’ ‘Treat Me Right’ !!


An exploration of various stunning harlequin romance novella covers Keys N Krates’ ‘Treat Me Right’ video I’m totally seeing more of a sort of would you rather [damsel decision dilemma version].
Would you rather:
1) kiss besides a caged waving panda?
2) make out with a denim all-over Nicholas Cage large-faced looky-likey [at 00.45]
3) ride atop a bejeweled Pegasus steed
4) or forget about all those basic bitches, I’m wearing a topaz blue circus catsuit [no bra] and fighting off mutant raccoon she-wolfs with my semi-auto that I got ?
It’s a rhetorical question, the ‘correct’ answer is ‘number 4’; NON-BASIC TOPAZ BANSHEE, those others are all rancid hungry-bum curb-slop!
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