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!! OMG, Sasha Awa: ‘Sasha Cohen: Rite Of Spring’ by Jake Sumner !!


Beautifully shot by Sting’s super cute model-turned-directorial son Jake Sumner, three-time world championship medalist Sasha Cohen invites us onto the ice [please don’t we’ll slip and fall] to experience the transformative nature of dancing with knives on the bottom of your shoes, and becoming “part of something else, something bigger”.

“no matter how many people are part of your team, when you go out on the ice you are alone”

Sasha and I have very little in common, I can’t skate very well, I can’t afford to wear flesh-toned Nina Ricci [although would appreciate this to be the skating competition norm] and the only medal I ever won was for ‘best improved’…which basically means ‘shitest, but you got a little less shit after a long long time!’
We do, however share one thing in common, “If [Cohen] were a natural phenomenon, [she’d] be a rainbow”…me too girl…SAME!
[via nowness]

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!! OMG, hyspherical!: Chow Puppy get’s his fluffy ass kicked by a bowl !!

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Whaaat?!
Please, you ain’t never seen a puppy stuck in a mixing bowl before?
Of course he can’t get out, he’s SPHERICAL for Christ’s sake, he’s a fluff ball, literally!
He’s all rolling around in there like a lemon cake batter, I wouldn’t even get round to baking him, he’s so cute and helpless I’d eat him in cookie dough form, just raw like that, with a wooden spatula, like easy-bake Meow Mix but puppy powder flavour version!
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CHOW DOWN on the cooking how-to video after the jump!

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!! OMG, Peek-a-boo: Róisín Murphy’s ‘Look Around You’ !!

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Róisín Murphy is so illusive, I feel like she lives in a palatial cave in a hidden gem grove some place yonder, and only Viktor & Rolf and a couple of music industry hob-nobbers know how to find her.
Not that I’m complaining or anything, any time she pokes her silky head out we get something worthwhile, even if we don’t actually see her. In February we got to glimpse a video for her slow disco thumper ‘Situation’, where she appeared [I mean I guess that was her] with a kaleidoscopic pulsating recon-deconstructed face, and now she’s pooped out a mixtape collaboration with -2001’s ‘Never Enough’ collaborator- Boris Dlugosch which sounds a-ma-zing and so much blooming fun.

Listen girl, ain’t nobody gonna judge your kaleidoscope head if you just come out and dance for a while, a la ‘Forever More’, oh and if you could just tag another 40 minutes onto your mixtape a give us an album…thanks hon!
[via homorazzi]

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!! OMG, Vree your mind: ‘Diana Vreeland, The Eye Has To Travel’ !!

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Directed by her grandaughter-in-law Lisa Immordino Vreeland, ‘…The Eye Has To Travel’ [trailer after the jump] follows Diana from the ugly duckling of the family to working as a columnist at Harper’s Bizarre for a quarter of a century, before becoming Editor of American Vogue and later consultant to the Costume Institute of the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
The film reveals how Vreeland championed less conventionally beautiful women with stand-out features, famously having Barbra Streisand shot in profile to accentuate her Jewish nose at a time when noses were ‘supposed’ to be cute and small.
The film just won first place in the ‘Fashion’ category at the Design Museum’s Design Of The Year Awards in London, and is well worth a gander, purely as it chronicles the life of a woman who famously claimed the bikini to be the most important thing since the atom bomb, and announced the colour pink to be the navy blue of India.
I mean of course!
[via dezeen]

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!! OMG, don’t be sorry: logitech4873’s ‘I’m So Sorry’ !!


When Louis CK said “suck a bag of dicks”, I feel like this video gives a pretty good visualisation of what that might look like.
Norwegian Youtube user ‘logitech4873’ uploaded it a few days back, with the description:

“I’m so sorry for spending 62 hours rendering this shit. I really am”

Don’t be sorry, what’s more worth your while than rendering a pile of fleshy peens all shiny and glistening?
Like the FLESHERMAN emptying his net of a days catch of cock-fish!
The eel peen is the one I’m after, I thought it was going to fall forever, and it would satisfy the appetite of even the most ravenous of flesh-mongering bottom boys.
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