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!! OMG, this girl’s ring is on fire: Phosphorescent’s ‘Song For Zula’ !!


Matthew Houck churns out albums in the same way as normal humans toot out farts, like constantly, all the time, big smelly ones from the depths of his musical stomach.
His 6th album Muchacho was written “in the middle of a bit of a [domestic] freak-out,” when he escaped New York in favour of a beach-hut on Mexico’s Yucatan Peninsula.
Of the lyrics to mesmeric ‘Zula’, Houck told NPR that they came out so quickly he didn’t even realize he had dropped in a reference to ‘Ring of Fire’:

“Some say love is a burning thing, that it makes a fiery ring”

Sounds like a case of Mexican seafood poisoning, so I guess the shackles in the video represent being chained to the toilet, I knew I recognised that look of panic on the woman’s face, I could just tell from her sweaty hair she was a DOUBLE-ENDED GUSHER!

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!! OMG, with notes of patchouli and citrus and sandalwood and roseblooms and seabreeze and…: ‘Everything’ perfume by artists Lernert & Sander !!


Remember ‘Cake Face’ a wee while back, delicious right? Well artists/designers/filmmakers Lernert and Sander not only apply too much makeup, they also overdo the cologne; basically the sort of woman they are marketing towards is…well it’s CHIHUAHUA-HEADED TAN-GERINE-QUEEN Snooki!
Lernert & Sander are kicking up such a stink, as they dump all the fragrances released in 2012 into a big SMELL-WELL…I saw a vile of Bieber juice go in there [I think this is Selena-induced balling Bieber teardrops…holy water to all those true Beliebers].
And Snooki, before you jet off to Paris to steal this smelly sample to guzzle-dump all over your pleather-pores, remember girl, less is more, your face looks like a S’more!
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!! OMG, Fashionfruit Flavour: MANGO Fashion Awards !!

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In it’s fifth year, Mango Fashion Awards looks to FINANCIALLY FERTILISE one young designer who they believe could do with a global platform for their craft.
With a cash prize of €300,000 and support from five of Europe’s leading [fashion] design schools, this competition looks to boost embryonic designers to a level where their skill can be appreciated on an international level…sort of like ‘Project Runway’ without the workroom drama and Tim Gunn leering over your shoulder and “hmmm-ing” when you didn’t even see him come in the room.
Dear Tim Gunn, please can we take a fashion shower together to break your vow of celibacy?!
Last year’s winner, Thailand’s ‘Wisharawish’ Akarasantilook, presented a stunning collection of pleated leopards, woven leatherette curtain-call breast panel pieces and long-sleeved tigress crop-tops which you can see after the jump.

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!! OMG, snuggle smuggle: Say Lou Lou’s ‘Julien’ !!

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Julian, was that you that pooped on the carpet?…oh Ju-li-an?! What have we told you, like a thousand times?
Sydney/Stockholm ‘sisters’ Say Lou Lou are stunning. Their voices are pretty, they dress real nice, and they harvest morning-after happy-comedown sounds and squidge them into pop nuggets for all to listen to.
Well, don’t be fooled, they are only sisters in the criminal sense: they are smuggling this snugly male model slash-pet Julian across the border by the sounds of their new song, of the same name. They went on holiday and had a black-and-white fling with him in their first video ‘Maybe You’, and now they are looking to just smuggle him home, just like that!
Well good luck with that girls, hope you don’t get imprisoned for human trafficking or whatever, if so please continue to write and record songs from your respective prison cells, as these ones sound lovely. “Good luck and don’t fudge it up!”

[via DN]

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!! OMG, Frankly my dear…: Frank Ocean for BOO !!

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Oh My God, he is so Franking cute, you could put him in any clothes and he’d still look all cute and gay and brown and mischievous.
Clothing brand Band Of Outsiders used the celeb Polaroid look-book thingy last year with Michelle Williams and Ed Ruscha, to great effect, so they’ve stuck with this format for 2013’s Spring/Summer looks too.
There is a great sense of fun and curiosity about these [and the previous] BOO Polaroids, although I don’t at all appreciate Frank having a riffle through my school reports…that shits embarrassing, and so not true; I did not ask the head dinner-lady Mrs Cobblethwait if she could give me an EXTRA GUSH-MOUND FROM HER CRUSTY LADLE! As if!…that was Frank, I heard him say it.
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