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!! OMG, Destiny Fulfilled: Destiny’s Child NEW ALBUM! !!

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It’s called ‘Love Songs’
It features an entirely new track entitled ‘Nuclear’
The cover is classic R’n’B B&W soul-divass
Kelly looks a little like a SAFARI TOUR GUIDE on the cover.
It’s released on the 22nd of January
You can pre-order it HERE
Pre-ordering it automatically makes you an INDEPENDENT WOMAN
They are like the brown ‘Charmed’ Sisters but *more*magical*
They are the Children of Destiny
‘Nuff said
DESTINY FULFILLED!!
[via capital]
[Thanks Bear!]

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!! OMG,Sneaky Boys: Sneaker Slaves !!

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A lady-pal of mine once turned up at a party and claimed some fella in the middle of the street had just asked her if he could lick the soul of her boot, and the dirty bitch obliged…of course she did.
It’s something I’ve never tried but have often watched. Maybe I should just try it out, although I could see me getting a little too -erm- creative; deep-throating the laces, licking the Nike Swoosh from base-to-tip, rimming myself with the sneaker-tongue [trainer tongue punches].
My online avatar would be [email protected]’.
Tap your lace-end below to read graphic Design Duo Pinar & Viola’s interpretation of Sneaker Slave Culture.
[via dazed]

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!! OMG, Dollarama Bananarama: BEARnanarama ‘Move In My Direction’ !!


My parents knew I was gay when at 2 years old I would crawl up the TV every time Bananarama came on.
Whaaaaaat?!
Well these bears have donned adult diapers with bows on the back and cheap lilac ribbonnette to make what looks like a better and MORE SEXPENSIVE VERSION.
Move OVA Banana Bitches!

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!! OMG, Cabbage-paatch baatch: Kale Klothes !!


Wow, this girl’s a hungry lady-pal; leave her alone in the red room and she’ll start eating her own clothes within the hour. She does some kind of kale goddess sequence and then plays a bock choy batting game with herself. She’s only BEAN in the red room for like 5 minutes and she’s BROC-SHIT CRAY-CRAY!

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