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!! OMG, Waffle Couture: Louis Vuitton Waffle Maker !!

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Can I order the Louis Vuitton Waffles, with extra Guccheese and sliced Dolce&Banana on top? Oh and a glass of Orange Choo’s, with pulp. Thanks.
Forget breakfast, I’m making a LV Waffle clutch purse with this one. You can carry round your lip-liner, lip gloss and Dr. Scholl’s Heelz Pads in it all night, then at 3 am when you leave the bar and nowhere is open, you can kick your poly-vinyl wedge heels off and nibble on your clutch whilst you wait for the bus to l’arrive.
3am WAFFLE CLUTCHURE. Greedy botch!
[via booooooom]

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!! OMG, jaywalking crimp’n’crump: Phil & The Argos Cheerleaders !!


On his lunch-hour from editing FABMAGAZINE, Phil popped over the road for a taco-in-a-bag and then…well then Solange…and then, well then ^this^ happened.
Phil really knows how to twerk a scaffold and scare the jeboobers out of dem pedestri-trans. The one guy, his face is like “get the shit away from me and my purple coated girlfriend”, and then when he finds his cheerleader gals, they work – it – out so hard one of them nearly smacks some old woman in the face with her pearlescent-glitter-pom-pom, except the old gal doesn’t even notice cos she’s so busy rushing her old wrinkly legs to go pick up her tri-focal dentures and a packet of butterscotch Earl Grey Worthers Originals.
#Jay-walk_it_out!

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!! OMG, Warm Pleatherette: James Franco’s ‘Interior. Leather Bar.’ !!


Originally James Franco wanted to remake the 1980s movie ‘Cruising’, alas, when refused the rights, he then looked to Filmmaker Travis Mathews to embark on a project to explore and ‘re-create’ the 40 minutes of deleted -and later destroyed- S&M footage from the original film which was removed to avoid an X-rating; hence the original title ‘James Franco’s 40 Minutes’.
Whilst exploring perceptions -now and then- of GAY SEX on film, the movie also orientates around public perceptions of Franco as filmmaker, star and all-round gay question mark.

“Awesome! Complicated, strange and avant-garde.”
-Gus Van Sant

[a smidge NSFW if you have a prissy boss]

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!! OMG, gross: Flesh Prep Kitchenette !!


Finally, thinking ahead. Weeks have gone by and everything has been pillaged and destroyed and the only thing around is rotty botty. Here’s a great idea for what do with those piles of post-apocalypse man-flesh. Artist Christine Chin’s Sentient Kitchen project, uses body parts for new kitchen implements. The video of the kitties suckling on the hairy teats jug ^above^ is the cutest/grossest/cutest thing ever…but so gross, but kind of cute though.
Other useful items for your post-apocalyptic soup-kitchenette include a NOSTRILL MILL , SPOONS made of TONGUES, and a TEACUP with a HAIRY SAUCER and EARY HANDLE.
Handy!
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!! OMG, She’s Paranoid: Michael Venus’ ‘Supa Stition’ !!


What with the apocalypse pending and all that, you should all be ready, and this video has some great ideas for apocalypse wardrobe options…I mean you don’t want to be caught out in a meteor shower wearing LuluLemon and Ugg-Croggs [if you do, I hope you get pelted with burning rocks and your flammable UGGCROGG bread-loaf booties catch light and you become engulfed in stretch-fabric-boot-cut flames]. Just say’n.
‘Supa Stition’ is part of Michael’s ‘SUPA 8’ series. You may recognise PUSSY WILLOW twiddling her pheromones theremin, from earlier in the week; as -Michael’s drag sister- COTTON VENUS and her Vancouverite HOUSE OF VENUS gals adopt some Supa Paranoid Supa Fierth Apocalypso head-to-toes:
marble zantai
lampshade headdress
s&m shania
and my person Cotton look to close…shear shower curtain Enya chic.
Ready?

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