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!! OMG, when your worst publicity is your own PR people: PR girl caught being a b*tch on the red carpet !!

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When your worst publicity is your own PR people — it’s time to part ways!
ID PR‘s Bryna Rifkin decided to unleash the holier-than-thou vibes on a reporter who was requesting an interview with actress Marion Cotillard on the red carpet at TIFF this past month. She forgot one key PR rule — always be nice to the press!
What would Kelly Cutrone say?! Check out the video after the jump:

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!! OMG, putting his best SISY-PHUS forward: Mekele’s ‘Heaven’ !!

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Based on The Myth of Sisyphus, from his forthcoming album Monolith and directed by -Rad Hourani and J.W. Anderson collaborator- Melissa Matos, this is Montreal songbird Mekele’s video for “Heaven” [after the jump due to nude-tones].
Amongst the introductory sound of ascending tonal clicks Mekele appears shaved, pallid and naked; planking, or dead, or just very much asleep on the beach, waking as he cantillates his first line:

“You’ve a pretty face, I want you to know my name, maybe you can show me heaven, I think I’m gonna love this place”

…I don’t mind admitting, with the hissing suspension of this simple phrase a single sandy tear fell from my cross-eye.
As electronic tearing sounds and a wiry drone play -all nudie and exposed- Mekele takes the BIGGEST BLOOMING ROCK-PET I’ve ever layed my cross-eyes on for an arduous walk on the beach, needless to say Mr Rock isn’t doing any of the leg work.
‘Mongst the heather Mekele ventures, rock pet in stubborn tow, a short rest on a grassy knoll and as the digital didgeridoo blows in and the sun sets on their strenuous stroll, I think Mekele decides this is one rock-pet that can clean up it’s own PEBBLE POOPS, brush it’s own moss and take itself for a wiley windy walkies.

“The process brought up questions about persistence and what drives us to do the things we do,” __director Matos.

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!! OMG, tight squeeeeeee !: ‘If it Fits, I Sits; The Supercut’ !!

______ The cat jumps in the hat, the fox jumps in the box, the pup jumps in the cup, and the foal jumps in the bowl…OK the foal so doesn’t jump in any bowl but the kitty does climb inside a teacup, and then another in a Croc shoe [please piss in there, a horrible poisonous piss that won’t wash out and makes them -if at all possible- even more unwearable].
The Bull Dog pretending he’s all dainty and wee when he’s ripping the seems of that -already reinforced- Mountain Equipment Coop corrugated flat-pack ?! What a twinkle-toed angel he is there !
It’s like all these fluffy heads just want you to pop them in a Chinese takeout box and eat their cute faces with a pair of spring mechanized chop sticks, except that running-jump-and-slide cereal box kitty, he wants you to pour full fat milk on his head and munchkin away at him for breakfast !
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!! OMG, some things taste as good as skinny feels: Etta Bond and the Raf Rileys’ ‘Big Girl’s Vogue’ !!


Blowing the phrase “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” right out the pool Etta Bond’s
TURQUOISE OMBRE Snow White queen-scene bigs-up big girls and celebrates sun-blocking and oddity rocking in her video for “Big Girl’s Vogue”.
BGV is the title track from FOR FREE Etta Bond X Raf Riley’s Meds EP released earlier this month.

“Some they like the body of a model,
Some prefer it when it wobbles wobbles w-w-w-w-w-wobbles”

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!! OMG, SO SIOUX HER: Woman clog dances to Siouxsie & the Banshees !!


I’ve never wanted to tap that more, in an oversized neon luminous velour bikini top, super-boot-cut sweats and a pair of shiny white tappers.
Where is she, is that a trailer park, is she on a shooting range, did all the ponies die? Why didn’t they put this wonderment on stage at the VMAs instead of Miley and her teddy twerkers?
She’s giving me all kinds of BRITNEY LONG MID-RIFT LOW-RISER FLARE-PANT GLAMOR with tinges of “put a crow-bird on it” Siouxsie goth head piece.
My favourite part you ask?…well that would have to be at 1.16 when she bails on her clog skills to do her witchy come-hither hands and DRUNK MOM SWAY CLICKS closely followed by a simple do-si-do circle-squaredance…pink concentric circles never looked so gothique…and btw, that exit strategy of the blown kisses and kicks-to-exit, I’m appropriating this for all room exits from now on.

“This is Bollywood inspired. Though I added some belly dance in it, I’m a not really a belly dancer! Thanks for watching! Hope you enjoy!”

…oh princess perfect, we do enjoy…very much so !
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