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!! OMG, dog treats: Shanghai’s Pet Zoo Mega Store !!

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Puppy-papped by Photographer Jonathan Browningz, Shanghai’s Pet Zoo Mega Store is what dogy dreams are made of…with a 5 star hotel, grooming parlors, hair care centres and a natural mud massage and jacuzzi spa on offer your stick fetching friend will get so dam spoiled it will never fetch a dirty regular park branch ever again…it wouldn’t be seen dead doing such a common demonstrative activity.
With hair color options named ‘Ash Wednesday’, ‘Fire Cracker’ and ‘Amber Rose’ [not really, just a guess] your dog can feel like sHe is coming out feeling like Scott Donlan and Stefan Vanderhoof’s Shih Tzu Miss Agnes in Best in Show, all over-shampoopoo’d and kimono-bows !
But watch out, send your yapper here and she might get so used to it she’ll be growing an attitude with those beautifully sculpted nails of hers, take Little Miss Special-Puff above, that look on her face; she is basically bark-screaming at that other dog:

“Bitch don’t even bother, you know I’m more poofy and well behaved than you. Well a girl’s gotta try…fruitlessly, but she’ll learn…maybe”

Follow the jump to see where dogies die and go to heaven [which for dogs apparently is only on the open-plan third floor]

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!! OMG, death drop dead: ‘Little Boy Serves for your Nerves’ !!


This video is called “Little Boy Serves for your Nerves” when really it should be called “Small Brown Angel Serves to Fray your Nerves” because my nerves are just about in tatters when I watch this.
I keep dying [as my friend Max would say] and I can’t even get through the video; before he does his first death-drop I’ve already death dropped to the floor [in the literal dying sense] and I’m dead…and then I wake up and he’s still twirling and whacking in front of my eyes and so I just figure I’m in heaven because this is what an angel would be looking like.
If I owned the oversized trackpants no-shoes look the way sHe’s owning the oversized trackpants no-shoes look I would wear that look to work, to the club, to church, to weddings, ain’t no place I wouldn’t LOOK GOOD IN THAT GOOD LOOK !
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!! OMG, SO-PHISTICATED: WTF episode 3 ‘Dressing for Guys’ !!


I desperately need some advice from Casey because the other day I went out wearing VELOUR NIPPLE-CLAMPS and a rainbow fade muff-wig, with matching pants-on-head RAINBOW-FADE MUFF-WIG-FASHIONED-AS-HEAD-WIG [just so the carpet matched the curtains, duuuurrrrr] and I got little-to-no attention from any of the men I saw. I don’t get it.
Finally answering this season’s fashion trickle-down highstreet summer female faux pas the high-waisted cut-off jean-short, vehement fashion feminist Casey Jane Ellison shows us how to dress for guys [who look like baby birds]…pheewwwww.
Proving that simultaneous ‘loving’ and ‘liking’ is possible in a head-to-toe look, Casey shows us several guy-magnetic looks including a “brunch lunch crunch”-friendly look inspired by old Hollywood glam Youtube make-up tutorial genre, which just goes to show that even if you hate this look on you [or anybody else for that matter] you should just totes get down to the vintage shop and put it on, because if it pleases Mike Schrampowicz who’s “LOL cats will eat your soul hole” then girl you are gonna GET YOUR HOLE EATEN and thus succeed in your ‘I-hate-it-he-loves-it-ultimately-hopefully-you’ll-be-taking-it-off-anyway fully formed flirty f*ckable lookable look’.
…and if all else fails, just pop on an easy breazy FUZZY FLESHTONES PIXEL TUBE DRESS and pulled down wicker sunshade-shadey-shades hat combo, this look is sure at least to draw attention…what sort of attention is totes questionable but all press is good press and a flesh-dress is a good flesh-dress…right ?!

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!! OMG, I ask you: Matt Hickmott’s ‘Why isn’t that exciting?’ collection preview !!

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Inspired by those greedy over-medicated suburbanite bitches in the movie Edward Scissorhands, Matt Hickmott’s ‘Why isn’t that exciting?’ collection preview is his entry in theĀ Westpac Young Designer New Zealand competition with a potential prize of a place at this year’s New Zealand Fashion Week.
You can see the other two pastel portions of his preview after the jump, which include:
a kids toy car road system asymmetrical rug top
MINTY FRESH DENTAL HYGIENIST TURTLENECK and shorts
zippered flared angelic sleeved capelette
pineapple scrunchie hairdo
RUSSIAN HOUSEWIFE ELASTICATED JOGGERS
baby pink toweling shorts and
OPEN-TOE CLINICAL CORRECTIVE SANDALS worn with ‘value-pack’ ribbed white socks.

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!! OMG, Toto Totally Totes: William Lakin’s ‘Pride’ !!

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One of the winners of this year’s AD&D photography award recent Middlesex Uni graduate William Lakin prides himself on taking a good portrait. Lakin took his wee point-n-shoot to the seaside to shoot some proud ladies indeed.
After the jump you can see just who he papped, including;
ladies who lugg
zentai tai-dai
scooter commuter [above] and
Dorothy from The Wizard of ‘COZ-i-wanna-wear-a-tablecloth-pinafore-don’t-judge and her poochie pal Toto-Totally-Totes !

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