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!! OMG, style-eye for the FBI: investigations into Mulder and Scully’s style-choices !!

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Earlier this year we took an in-depth look at Buffy The Vampire Slayer‘s wardrobe MALFRUMPTIONS, and now some clever little style-librarian has deconstructed the 9-seasonal wardrobe of X-Files’ anti-fashion agents Mulder and Scully.
I often pray to the alien gods for an unreleased X-Files episode where Scully gets snarled by a multi-limbed swamp-creature who would wrap it’s suckered tentacles around her waist to pull her into the murky depths, thus cinching in her overcoated waistline momentarily so that we get to see Dana in a sort of April O’Neil eager ginger go-with-the-flow get-up, but alas, she was always looking like she shopped in beige&brown town discount outfitters, her image only saved by her fiery long-bob.
I Want To Believe that Mulder’s clothing choices bettered those of his conspiracy nerd friends The Lone Gunmen with their heavy leather trenches and dweeby cartoon tshirts, yet the only time his wardrobe got my attention was his red Speedo scene which made me want to alien-invade his ass in search of THE TRUTH.
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Head over to Dazed where you can read all the truth about Calvin Kleining streamlining, Mulder’s color [and apparent style-] blindness, and Dana’s second season maternity-hiding frump-enhancing fashion-backwards choices.
Somebody call the Fashion Bureau of Investigations [the highest, most secretive rank of the Fashion Police] to discover where all the wardrobe budget went !

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!! OMG, ILL-FIT FOR A KING: L’Enfant Roi for FY! !!

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Featuring turquoise hounds-tooth suiting, an oversized Talking Heads-esque thick blue jacket, a snuggle-monster schnoodie-suit and a MALTING FLAMINGO VISAGE-PRINT ADULT-BABY ROMPER, FY! present the Gioconda Rafanelli & August Kaciuruba-shot online editorial L’Enfent Roi [The Child King].
Follow the jump to wander into a walk-in wardrobe ILL FITTED FOR A KING and styled with pieces from Ekaterina Tkachenko.

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!! OMG, ADVENTCOUTURE TIME: Todd Cole & Rodarte’s ‘This Must Be The Only Fantasy’ !!


Soundtracked by the evocative noise of Beach House, Todd Cole’s Fashion short for the Rodarte sisterhood follows Sidney Williams as a questing princess who seeks the dungeon-bound Elijah Wood.
With the help of her very own fairy godmother and a unicorn that she finds in a backyard sandpit Sidney fends off a hooded Darth Maul and ‘two hood-rats one cup’ as she ventures on a real-life D&D quest for jewelry and bespoke dresses.
One also for fantasizing, I’m now off to glue half a sweetcorn kernel to my ALBINO GOLDFISH’s head and knight him LORD TUNA-CORN THE UNICORN, then ride him about the paddling pool wielding my Rampant Rabbit vibrating rubber sword in the hopes that some such fashion siblings will dress me up in expensive leathery armour and silken princess gowns too !
Hey Olsen Twins, got any scraps for a poor pauper princess with TIGHT PURSE STRINGS and an UNSIGHTLY CLUBFOOT ?!
[via GvB]

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!! OMG, What the F*shion? EDGISODE 2: ‘Edgy F*shion Is A Thing’ !!


So let’s review Casey Jane Ellison‘s TAARP TAAPS on how to look “eggy”:
1) Putting fingers up; this can be pinky and index, or middle and index, it has to be index, it can only be two [as long as it’s not thumb and index, this would be super ‘loser-sign’ which is so very out-of-fashion, it’s basically the finger version of saying “whaaazaaaap”.
2) A lip color that looks like you drank the Kool Aid or sucked on a Chupa-Chups, or you just dorrrrn’t carrrrrrr !
3) Over accessorizing; mainly spike-studs, just shite-loads of them, you can never have enough, and the best pairing is spike-studs with spike studs with SNARL-FACE and spike studs…feel free to overdo this one, because spike studs are IN NO WAY the cliché appliqué that anyone who is not edgy wears to give the impression they are definitely not edgy or punk or alternative or dirty and rough but whatever.
4) Lastly…”haaarts”, this -btw- is “hats” for lazy gaarls who can barely be bothered finishing their words, pronouncing consonants, let alone finishing whole sentences.
…and remember, the most edgy thing you can do is like spend VENTI-LOADS OF CAARSH just not even bothering…right ?! Nonchalance is the new punk !!

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!! OMG, SELECTION COLLECTION: Liz Ciokajlo’s ‘Natural Selection’ heels !!

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The recipient of the Jimmy Choo Dato Cordwainers Award, Liz Ciokajlo is a footwear designer based in London with a furniture design background.
Her shoe collection entitled Natural Selection uses mixed fibrous materials with bio-resin, binders and latex to allow molding and sculpting of continuous pieces that form-fit the foot.

“Innovative materials used in the product and furniture industries were “borrowed” and applied to fashion footwear raising further challenges as to what materials are acceptable, in a trend lead fashion context.”

Ciokajlo experimented with coconut HUSK, FLAX and HEMP materials, combined with WOOL felt linings and 3D-printed hollow heels to give the collection “a softer…more feminine…approach”. You can see several pairs from the collection plus materially-deconstructed layouts of the shoe components after the jump.

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