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!! OMG, match making: Nancy & Donald’s lawfully wedded wardrobe !!

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Gay couples run the risk of starting to become a little Genesis P. Orridge after being together for a while, they start dressing the same, their hair starts looking the same and in no time your matching camo-shorts, tiny dogs and baseball caps make you look more like brothers-from-other-mothers than boyfriends and that’s some sort of stay at home shit, because hon, that Peters Twins thing is a whole other closet case!
Nancy and Donald -plastic garden flamingo inventor- Featherstone, however, just blooming went for it, they didn’t even progress, they just flipping went there. They’ve been wearing matchy matchy homemade shirts and dresses for 35 years now and have four wardrobes of matching outfits organised by season and occasion.

“We once saw Dr Ruth, the TV psychiatrist, in a department store. She was making her way over to us – probably to comment on our matching coats and hats – but we eluded her. It’s one thing to get negative comments from strangers but quite another to have unwanted psychological suggestions.”

Follow the jump to see some flavourite [along with their permed poochie pal] paralleled print pairings…well isn’t that just the cutestest thing what ever did done?

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!! OMG, “Nana Grab Bags gladly obliges”: ‘My Son the Dressmaker’ !!

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This completely made my eyes leak, this had never happened ever, I believe they call it crying…all I know is when I read it my face got wet, and after I freaked out and ran to a mirror I discovered it was coming from my eyes, I honestly thought I’d pissed my face, so I phoned Health Line, and the lovely nurse lady person on the other end explained the crying to me…freaked me right the hell out for a bit though….pheww, crying, ok!
Not since Lohanthony have I got so excited about some toddler-in-tiara out-sassing this old queen:

My son cries as if he’s been assaulted when he gets a small splinter or scrapes his knee playing outside, but if he gets poked or scratched by pins while draping and sewing he doesn’t bat an eye.

..ok THAT is ferocious !!
C.J. is some sort of runway ready sassy baby, who is putting a grandma to good use making her pin and sew for his Lagerfeld drapery demands; better than leaving her at the kitchen table with a puzzle book and her hemorrhoid pillow.

Some of the fabric C.J. selected because “it’s shiny and sassy and drapey.”
This ribbon reminded C.J. of fairies and fairy tales and Barbie…C.J. and Nana started with Mock Smock fabric…C.J. paired it with pink glitter spandex leggings.

Bam!! Fashion Babies !!
You can read all about C.J.s cross-generational sweatshop of glamour over at Queerty’s ‘Raising My Rainbow’, where GLAM AND GRAN converge to make fashion dreams a “sassy drapey” reality.

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!! OMG, hot glue gunning for it: Raúl de Nieves’s beaded heels !!

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‘Haribo’ frontman Raúl de Nieves is seriously trigger happy with a hot glue gun.
Shell-art for the HARAJUKU COUTURE COLLECTION CLOWN, or the shoe-whore with a penchant for rainbows and bronies; de Nieves’ HIGH-HEELED BIJOUS have been utilised by the likes of internutty artist Ryan Trecartin, W Magazine and soon Lagerfeld and Roitfeld for Harpers as well…you know, no biggie or anything!
Follow the jump to see a collection of Raúl’s glue gunner runners. I have my beady eyes all over a couple of pairs actually.

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!! OMG, Kat-erwauling: Zebra Katz’ ‘DRKLNG’ !!

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I just found out they have wi-fi in purgatory, because I just died [I choked on a stripy Zebra-Kat hair-ball actually] due to the fact that her thighs spread just like a Meow-mix-tape entitled ‘DRKLNG’ which you to can have listen through your head-holes over at PITCHFORK. below.

…Speaking of which, IMMA just READ the purgatory menu and the only available items are deviled eggs or semolina…all mushed together.

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!! OMG, *snap!*: Peter Bristol’s ‘Clip Bag’ !!

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Seattle product designer Peter Bristol’s ‘Clip Bag’ is fashioned to look like a felty binder clip; so you can combine it with your over-sized wooden bobbin stool and push-broom toothbrush and pretend to be Arrietty Clock, the tiny gal who lives under the floorboards, but really you just had a growth stunt at 11 and you now live in a dingy basement apartment and love to bake massive soccer ball sized choc-chip cakes that you refer to as cup-cakes, so you’re only having one mind!
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