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!! OMG, PONY-PALOOZA!: Gucci’s Equestrian Collection Special !!


I blooming flipping love PONIES, and GRAPES, and PONIES next to GRAPES, and just generally nearby grapes [grapes in the paddock, grapes in the stable etc etc] so, by default I love Gucci’s Equestrian Collection Film.
Entitled ‘Horse Play’, this short snip features thoroughbred pony model Elena Bartels sporting PERSPEX GLOVES and HOOD [very want] and looking not entirely uninspired by ‘Little’ Edie [of ‘Grey Gardens’ fame].
Come on girl, get up off your milk-maid’s stool and do yer flag dance for us all !
[via dazed]

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!! OMG, Designer Double Denim: ‘A Kind of Guise’, ’90 !!


Prestressed-appliqué denim is the second scariest thing to ever happen to legs [Ugg-Croggs being number 1]…probably.
However, this is a really beautiful project by German label ‘A Kind of Guise’.
They made denim washing-liquid-summer-slides on a hillside in Italy, but I guess the denim was a tad chafey for a foamy water slide so they cut it up and made these bespoke shirts from the lengths of denim.
The one-off shirts sunbathe for 90 days and look a dump-load better than that denim pocket flap bejizzled over-appliquéd diamante preworn vom ass-mess that Britney and Justin used to wear.
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[via selectism]

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!! OMG, you have something in your hair, like a piece of leaf or something?!: CICADA HAIRCCESSORIES !!

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OK. Forget Bagel-heads, ie, an attempt to make it look like you went to bed all normal looking and woke up with BREAKFAST-IN-HEAD. Well before bagel-heads Japanese singer Shoko Nakagawa took to popping cicadas all over her head in all manner of styles:
CICADA BANGS
CICADA BONNET
and my fLavourite…CICADA TUMBLE-CHEST-BROACH!
[via wow]

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!! OMG, Clown Krumpin’ Lady dumpin’: Wild Belle “Keep You” !!


“Yuh jus a bodda bodda big man suh”; well that told her!
She shouldn’t be so scared of this 5 year old little brown scamp, she could just squish him if she wanted to…take note RiRi.
I love the l’African 70s styling in this video by family band Wild Belle.
She should run away whilst he’s off CLOWN-KRUMPING ON HIS CAR, or whilst he’s playing his big-ass bass saxophone on the table and off in his boat.
Naamsaayn?

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