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!! OMG, “These shoes RULE, these shoes QUACK”: Bird Shoes !!

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“Let’s get some shoes, Ohmergawd!”
There is no fiercer manimal than the swan; they are so beautiful and graceful, yet deadly and will rip your blooming arm of if you throw shade at them.
When asking the age-old question “what do your shoes say about you?”
Well if your shoes look like Mallards then you are common-as-shit…and if your shoes look like Swans then you are FIERTH…and if your shoes look like Toucans then you a GREEDY HOE cos you got a big beak!
…don’t ask me what the Cockerel heels say about you!
QUACK!
Shoe designer Kobi Levi designs these ornithological foot masterpieces.
Tap your beak below to jump in and see the whole flock of shoes
H#SHT#G_COCK-A-DOODLE-DO_buy_me_these_please_!

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!! OMG, Oh-Mc-Queen: McQueen Men’s F/W 2013 !!


Filmed on what looks like a deconstructed war-time train carriage ballroom, McQueen’s F/W’13 collection starts off really blooming scary. It’s full of floor-length Al Capone pinstripe and severe fascist turtle-necks, offset -obviously- by the cute model boys’ faces; although they kind of make it scarier as these milky twelve-year-olds could totally decide your fashion fate.
The music and the fashionses soften-the-shit-out at about 5.50 where we see stained-glass-print house coats, floor-length dress-shirts,velveteen-polka-wrap-arounds and finally a black and gold-leaf Rorschach-print knee length jacket.
All-in-all the show goes from ‘burn them in the fire’ to ‘gin&tonics by the fire’, very LUXE INDEED.

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!! OMG, Mini lizards are the new nail appliqué: BROOKE CANDY “EVERYBODY DOES” !!


Like Ke$ha but SHINIER, LEZ-ERER and SKANK-ERERER, Brooke Candy’s vomming all about banging models in the bed and popping bottles in the club. I’m not sure I’ve ever banged a model in the bed or popped a bottle in the club, unless you count Blue WKD or Smirnoff Ice.
Along with Lana, S-Club 7, The Spice Girls, The Pussycat Dolls…I could go on….Brooke gets lost in the desert and has to dance for water and a ride back home in her C3PO costume.
At 2.00 she totally channels Kim Kardashian for W Magazine [gold version] with additional FOAMY PLATFORMS to boot.
H#SHT#G: piss_kick_toilet_troll

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!! OMG, Dollarama Bananarama: BEARnanarama ‘Move In My Direction’ !!


My parents knew I was gay when at 2 years old I would crawl up the TV every time Bananarama came on.
Whaaaaaat?!
Well these bears have donned adult diapers with bows on the back and cheap lilac ribbonnette to make what looks like a better and MORE SEXPENSIVE VERSION.
Move OVA Banana Bitches!

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!! OMG, Calvin Klein asked for his Macdonald’s burger ‘medium rare’: Nick Gruber Interview !!

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A couple of weeks back the NYPost ran THIS interview with Calvin Klein’s ex-bf, former Gay Porn model and all round sweaty butt-hamster Nick Gruber.
He tells of how Klein basically kidnapped him and made him take a 2 hour lie-detector test -with an ex-detective by the name of “Dr.Love”- and the article chronicles his drug bust [cocaine in his Calvin’s – obv] and his subsequent new love, who describes Gruber as follows:

“…he is a cross between Kim Kardashian and Honey Boo Boo,” says Luciano, “There’s a lot of drama in his life…”

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