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!! OMG, Heavenly Hamburgler: TRUST’s new video ‘Heaven’ !!


Ok, stop stuffing your turkey hole and suckling yule juice from a tankard.
You may remember a couple of weeks back THIS little old lady arrived in the post, and with [C]her she brought THIS wee video.
Above you can watch TRUST’s new video for ‘Heaven’, also directed by Petra Collins.
It features Robert Alfons as the Hamburglar [I think].
He begins by mixing up a big batch of tranimal juice, then there’s a power outage in burger joint. Once the first light of morn sparkles, Robert pops off on his break to go for a walk, but then he slips off bridge as he still has burger juice on the bottom of his feet. I know this sounds tragic in written form but it’s beautifully done.
This is my favourite song off the album, as it never fails to make me feel all mushy wushy squidgy widgey.

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!! OMG, The Virgin Mary Boom!: ‘White Christmas’ !!


Mary Boom! is such a flirty Christmess HOeHOeHOe; crumping like that in front of the Christmas cabbages at PriceCutter, with all that desiccated coconut on her visage.
I know what i want for Christmas now, I totally couldn’t decide but I want his backup dancer’s leopard-print denim lapel jackette and the skintight stretch-fabric shoulder-peek-a-boo double-down Asian undershirt please.
Thanks Santass!

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!! OMG, Waffle Couture: Louis Vuitton Waffle Maker !!

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Can I order the Louis Vuitton Waffles, with extra Guccheese and sliced Dolce&Banana on top? Oh and a glass of Orange Choo’s, with pulp. Thanks.
Forget breakfast, I’m making a LV Waffle clutch purse with this one. You can carry round your lip-liner, lip gloss and Dr. Scholl’s Heelz Pads in it all night, then at 3 am when you leave the bar and nowhere is open, you can kick your poly-vinyl wedge heels off and nibble on your clutch whilst you wait for the bus to l’arrive.
3am WAFFLE CLUTCHURE. Greedy botch!
[via booooooom]

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!! OMG, Poodle Pumps: Jeremy Scott X Adidas !!

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So the world didn’t end…oops. Ach well, you bought some fierth glow-in-the-dark accessories and shat on that girls head, so not so bad really. What better way to celebrate than to pop your pieds in a pair of poodle pumps. These fun-faux-fur friends have a tail and everything, and they [obv] are wearing Jeremy Scott x Linda Farrow sunglasses [of course they are], which i’m sure you could tear off and give to your ‘small friend’ who can never find shades that fit his tiny wee head.
I would like a version of these that are like the pump-up pumps from the 80s but instead of an air pump the pump is a squeaky poodle head dog toy…SQUEAK!
[via hypebeast]

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