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!! OMG, *snap!*: Peter Bristol's 'Clip Bag' !!
Seattle product designer Peter Bristol's 'Clip Bag' is fashioned to look like a felty binder clip; so you can combine it with your over-sized wooden bobbin stool and push-broom toothbrush and pretend to be Arrietty Clock, the tiny gal who lives under the floorboards, but really you just had a growth stunt at 11 and you now live in a dingy basement apartment and love to bake massive soccer ball sized choc-chip cakes that you refer to as cup-cakes, so you're only having one mind!
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Wednesday, May 22, 2013
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!! OMG, Head & ShouldArs above the rest: Shanzhai Biennial's Dark Optimism !!
Featuring Chinese model Wu Ting lip synching to a stolen Mandarin counterfeit of Sinead O'Connor's original, wearing an imitation Head&ShouldArs shampoo sequined gown, New York-based art/brand amalgamation 'Shanzhai Biennial' look to release the "aura of a brand" by eliminating the impetuous to sell sell sell. Sorry guys I think you failed because I totes want that ANTI_DANDRUFF DRESS !
Shanzhai Biennial describe their practice as "[a] multinational brand posing as an art-project posing as an multinational brand posing as a biennial" with the term 'Shanzhai' referring to the Chinese trend for counterfeit production of this that and the kitchen skank.
Well you know what they say; "fake it till you make it...at home out of sequins cut from counterfeit shampoopoo bottles"...they say that you know !
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 17, 2013
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!! OMG, Golden Globes' gummy gals: Actresses Without Teeth !!
:s Nicole?! :s
I guess the tooth fairy turned into a celeb-obsessed greedy little lady, or maybe she gets more bucks for her plucks, when she provides celebrity molars, either way these girls are looking a tad cracky since their top rows went AWOL.
Click below to see what it's like when various other actresses do it just like Gra'ma, when she forgets to put her dentures in for Christmas dindins and she's trying to pull CHUNKS OF TURKEY SKIN with her gums!
So lucky that Auntie Pantie sat you right opposite Gra'ma, so you can see right down her GOBBLE-GOB!
[[OMG there's more! JUMP IN and read the rest]]
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Thursday, March 28, 2013
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!! OMG, gobble gobble this turkey: turkey cake !!
I've seen a few turkey-cakes over the years but this one takes the gravey-sopping-biscuit [scone for you Brits].
If like me you like extra turkey skin with your meat and also happen to be that greedy bitch who loves to lick the icing bowl, this is your kind of CAKE CAKE CAKE!
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Thursday, February 28, 2013
comments: 2 | category: Delicious
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!! OMG, Does my ass look Buffy in this?: BtVS style-guide !!
I was watching Buffy the other night with my good friend Mrs Cobbles; Season 4 Episode 18, where at one point Willow asks Buffy if she still loves her despite having spilled 'something purple' on her peasant blouse
...PEASANT BLOUSE?! Geez, that's some unknown level of fashion frump.
This said, my flavourite Buffy outfit ever was her yummy sushi pyjamas in the episode where the Scooby Gang were hiding out in Gile's basement.
There have been many Buffashion Faux Pas' throughout all seven seasons, not to mention Willow's Fashion Willaux-pas, which often include some sort of HAND-STITCHED PATCHWORK KANCKLE-LENGTH SKIRT and a DUMPY FELTED CABBAGE-HAT...oh and a variety of CHOKER-SHOCKERS throughout the years...so many chokers for Willow I'm surprised her head didn't just pop right off of her velveteen shoulders at some stage in season 5!
Well collegefashion.net have compiled a style how-to for Buffy, Willow, Xander and Giles [girls versions], Tara and Anya.
Choose you style-Scoob..don't you dare wear the peasant blouse though or Joan Rivers will hunt you down and steak you in the heart!
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Thursday, February 14, 2013
comments: 1 | category: Televisual
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!! OMG, "Chunky yet Funky": Big Dogs !!
It could easily be titled: '21 Dogs Who Don't Realize How DOG They Are', as some of these fellas I think believe they are the brothers, husbands and big gay oafy friends of their owners.
Buzzfeed, the Beethoven of online compilation lists, has lumped together their '21 Dogs Who Don't Realize How Big They Are' list which includes:
humanoid doggie huggles
babysitter dogs
the biggest floor-mop ever
one that I call 'doggie style'
and a Chihuahua horse...dog...thing
"Chunky yet funky, large and in charge"
OK, I'm off to watch 'Beethoven'...and 'Beethoven's 2nd'...and 'Beethoven's 3rd'...and 4th...and 5th...and of course...Beethoven's Big Break!
[Thanks Bear!]
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Tuesday, January 22, 2013
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!! OMG, Poodle Pumps: Jeremy Scott X Adidas !!
So the world didn't end...oops. Ach well, you bought some fierth glow-in-the-dark accessories and shat on that girls head, so not so bad really. What better way to celebrate than to pop your pieds in a pair of poodle pumps. These fun-faux-fur friends have a tail and everything, and they [obv] are wearing Jeremy Scott x Linda Farrow sunglasses [of course they are], which i'm sure you could tear off and give to your 'small friend' who can never find shades that fit his tiny wee head.
I would like a version of these that are like the pump-up pumps from the 80s but instead of an air pump the pump is a squeaky poodle head dog toy...SQUEAK!
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, December 21, 2012
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!! OMG, if only: Celine Dion + KISS !!
Watch Celine Dion live out her rock'n'roll fantasy onstage with Gene Simmons and KISS. Squint and it's real. Thanks to the brilliant Laura Landauer for this.
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posted by Frank on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
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!! OMG, how festive: Chloë's '12 Days of Chrees-maas' !!
Chloë Sevigny (aka Drew Droege) is back with Christmas tidings for us all. Five lord-milking maids anyone?
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posted by Frank on Monday, December 17, 2012
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!! OMG, How Christmessy-Craftful: How To Make a Tampon Nativity Scene !!
I love a seasonal craft night. Not technically seasonal as the ocean doesn't go away, but we had an underwater-themed craft night last year where we made foil blowfish and glitter-pom-pom eels.
Here is an alternative use of tampons: tamponcrafts.com give you step-by-step instructions on how to make your very own christmess scene, historically accurate down to the felt baby blanket to keep your tampon Jesus nice and cosy.
I have had a looky at a few other of their crafty tutorials, and for this years Christmas party I am going to arrive playing a tampon panflute, wearing my tampon toupee, viagra cufflinks and tampon heart earrings...bAm !
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Wednesday, December 12, 2012
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