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!! OMG, ya wanna party in France? China built a fake Paris y’all! !!

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Are you on a budget like me? Always wanted the glamour of Paris, but could never afford to go? I hear your cries, and we found the solution: A poor man’s Paris! Let’s do this.
Tianducheng is just a day trip from Shanghai in China’s Zhejiang Province, and you will be showered in the chicness that is Paris (fine print: As seen through a romantic lens of Chinese developer, the Zhejiang Guangsha Company).
Now, this Paris almost has everything. The company planned to build a country club, school, and hospital but I guess they blew their finances on the fake 354-foot replica of the Eiffel tower and a fountain inspired by the famous fountain in the gardens of the Palace of Versailles, so that just never happened. (DUH — priorities! Just don’t get hurt or sick while you’re there.)
Oh, and don’t fret about being bothered by any of the stuck up bitches you may encounter in real Paris, because Tiaducheng is a ghost town! Check out a series of photos documenting the city, along with a video tour after the jump.

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!! OMG, I’ve got eyes in the back of my head: Chinese man grows new nose on forehead !!

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Wow, — if only Michael Jackson could have lived to have seen this! A Chinese man who suffered severe nasal trauma during a traffic accident last year has grown a new nose on his forehead! The surgeons who grew it say that after 9 months of growth, the nose is finally ready for its transplant. It’s the kind of story that really pulls on your heartstrings!
It always surprises me where people decide to grow their new clone organs. (Personally, I would probably pick lower back, or underarm, but that’s just me!) Also, I LOVE science and everything — but the photo of that shit is just NASTY. So take a look after the jump in case you happen to be eating at your desk while reading this and aren’t into getting the barfs.

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!! OMG, somebody find Nomi Malone a credit card: Fake shopping strip in Shenyang has everything from TIFEANY to CNANEL !!

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This gorgeous oasis of a strip mall in Shenyang, China has a cornucopia of the hottest designer name-brands that only Nomi Malone could love. Their “forum” carries everything from CNANEL, Herwès, PRΛDΛ, Cairter, TIFEANY, and Ermanegildo Zegne.
You’ll probably be famished after all of that shopping, so why not pop over to Starbocks or Häagen-Dezs for a snack or a coffee!? The developer of the strip-mall says the stores:

…are fakes for marketing purpose only.

Right. Yes, that makes perfect sense. She should have just said that to begin with. You know, if they really want to sell people on these fake designer stores they should hire a fake Oprah and have her publicly denied at each location.
Check out the rest of the hot signage after the JUMP!

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!! OMG, #SISTERHOODRATS: ‘Gurl’ by the bros of Furry Creek !!


Just when you thought you’d waxed that Furry Creek and gotten that Sisi [making-me-feel-a-bit] Sickles out from the back of your throat those rogue hairs have come poking through at the worst moment, ie. as soon as you are ‘dropping trou’…how embarassing.
The rather unsportsmanlike former sportsmen, Chad Chad and Guy Gagnier are taking loosing the competition badly so have barged back into the sour-lime-light to convince Freddy that he has to leave that abusive God-bonking floral-wearing homophobe Petunia who is the Chris Brown to his Riri
…CHILD sHE ain’t your DESTINY, gurl get outta there, you don’t need sHim in your life!

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!! OMG, unmasked: Miss Utah is Alyssa Edwards !!

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Not content with her sixth place finish on the latest season of Rupaul’s Drag Race, star contestant Alyssa Edwards decided to go undercover and enter the big leagues as Miss Utah “Marissa Powell.”
Unfortunately she got tripped up by a thought-provoking question from Miss USA judge and former Real Housewife of Atlanta NeNe Leakes. If you haven’t already seen the debacle, you can watch it after the jump.

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