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!! OMG, “out on the wiley, windy moors”: Bushes in bloom !!

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A new record was set in the UK not a few days back when all of a sudden in the middle of a Brighton park on a grassy hillock all these Bushes suddenly appeared and started prancing about like loony-pants.
Of course we are talking about Kate ‘Bushes’ as opposed to the shrub sort of bush, or any other sort of bush for that matter. More than 300 men and women donned long flowing crimson gowns and straight black wigs to attend a mass reenactment of Bush’s Wuthering Heights video.
This wutheringful event was organised by performance group Shambush, who’s invitational tutorial video [below] demonstrated to those intent on participating what sorts of moves might be expected from them on the wiley, windy moors that day:

[Thanks Kevin!]

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!! OMG, *snap!*: Peter Bristol’s ‘Clip Bag’ !!

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Seattle product designer Peter Bristol’s ‘Clip Bag’ is fashioned to look like a felty binder clip; so you can combine it with your over-sized wooden bobbin stool and push-broom toothbrush and pretend to be Arrietty Clock, the tiny gal who lives under the floorboards, but really you just had a growth stunt at 11 and you now live in a dingy basement apartment and love to bake massive soccer ball sized choc-chip cakes that you refer to as cup-cakes, so you’re only having one mind!
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!! OMG, Head & ShouldArs above the rest: Shanzhai Biennial’s Dark Optimism !!

Featuring Chinese model Wu Ting lip synching to a stolen Mandarin counterfeit of Sinead O’Connor’s original, wearing an imitation Head&ShouldArs shampoo sequined gown, New York-based art/brand amalgamation ‘Shanzhai Biennial’ look to release the “aura of a brand” by eliminating the impetuous to sell sell sell. Sorry guys I think you failed because I totes want that ANTI_DANDRUFF DRESS !
Shanzhai Biennial describe their practice as “[a] multinational brand posing as an art-project posing as an multinational brand posing as a biennial” with the term ‘Shanzhai’ referring to the Chinese trend for counterfeit production of this that and the kitchen skank.
Well you know what they say; “fake it till you make it…at home out of sequins cut from counterfeit shampoopoo bottles”…they say that you know !
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!! OMG, Golden Globes’ gummy gals: Actresses Without Teeth !!

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:s Nicole?! :s
I guess the tooth fairy turned into a celeb-obsessed greedy little lady, or maybe she gets more bucks for her plucks, when she provides celebrity molars, either way these girls are looking a tad cracky since their top rows went AWOL.
Click below to see what it’s like when various other actresses do it just like Gra’ma, when she forgets to put her dentures in for Christmas dindins and she’s trying to pull CHUNKS OF TURKEY SKIN with her gums!
So lucky that Auntie Pantie sat you right opposite Gra’ma, so you can see right down her GOBBLE-GOB!

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!! OMG, gobble gobble this turkey: turkey cake !!

I’ve seen a few turkey-cakes over the years but this one takes the gravey-sopping-biscuit [scone for you Brits].
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If like me you like extra turkey skin with your meat and also happen to be that greedy bitch who loves to lick the icing bowl, this is your kind of CAKE CAKE CAKE!
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