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!! OMG, Vree your mind: ‘Diana Vreeland, The Eye Has To Travel’ !!

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Directed by her grandaughter-in-law Lisa Immordino Vreeland, ‘…The Eye Has To Travel’ [trailer after the jump] follows Diana from the ugly duckling of the family to working as a columnist at Harper’s Bizarre for a quarter of a century, before becoming Editor of American Vogue and later consultant to the Costume Institute of the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
The film reveals how Vreeland championed less conventionally beautiful women with stand-out features, famously having Barbra Streisand shot in profile to accentuate her Jewish nose at a time when noses were ‘supposed’ to be cute and small.
The film just won first place in the ‘Fashion’ category at the Design Museum’s Design Of The Year Awards in London, and is well worth a gander, purely as it chronicles the life of a woman who famously claimed the bikini to be the most important thing since the atom bomb, and announced the colour pink to be the navy blue of India.
I mean of course!
[via dezeen]

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!! OMG, don’t be sorry: logitech4873’s ‘I’m So Sorry’ !!


When Louis CK said “suck a bag of dicks”, I feel like this video gives a pretty good visualisation of what that might look like.
Norwegian Youtube user ‘logitech4873’ uploaded it a few days back, with the description:

“I’m so sorry for spending 62 hours rendering this shit. I really am”

Don’t be sorry, what’s more worth your while than rendering a pile of fleshy peens all shiny and glistening?
Like the FLESHERMAN emptying his net of a days catch of cock-fish!
The eel peen is the one I’m after, I thought it was going to fall forever, and it would satisfy the appetite of even the most ravenous of flesh-mongering bottom boys.
[via bullett]

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!! OMG, UMBRELLAGAANZAAA!: April showers with LN-CC & Tell NoOne !!

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As I sit here writing this, it is -of course- pissing down outside; it being April and all, and it gets me to thinking maybe I should just blooming buy myself an actual real working umbrella and stop using that one that I stole from Chuck-E-Cheese, which was obv left there because, erm, it doesn’t even serve the function of keeping the rain off or it’s other function of NOT turning inside out every time somebody even whistles near it or blows a kiss in a 5 mile vicinity of this cheap-ass crap-trap.
Maybe I should just go all out and buy a beautifully hand made Rugger/LN-CC brolly [below], or maybe I’ll just nab another cheap-o inside out practical joke brolly [above] from the carpark under Chuck-E’s…again

[via selecticism / nowness]

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!! OMG, first off…: ‘Sofia The First’ will make you ‘funny’ !!

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You may thing that Sofia is a little barch, you may think she’s a total fag hag or like me you might just be totes jealous of her HOT CHIC KNEE-LENGTH VIOLET NUMBERS of which she has many [which then convinces me she is a little baarch and a total fag hag].
I think I’d much rather buy my son a ‘Sabrina the Teenage Bitch’ dvd because at least then he’d have fierce powers and a cute talking cat to aspire to, but I was touched by the middle finger flipping of the old [probably ex-Disney Princess] granny who bought Sam a ‘Sofia The First’ dvd last Friday in Walfart Walmart.
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[via HuffPost]

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!! OMG, the vision of Divinity: Jeffrey Schwarz interview !!


Jeffrey Schwarz has directed over 100 films; documentaries about movies, films on films, covering the making as such classics as ‘Footloose’ [this amounts to several films, obsessed much?!], ‘Bewitched’ and ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’.
His in-depth documentary on the queen of all queens, Divine, premiered this year at SXSW and features previously unseen photos and videos provided by Divine’s mother Frances Milstead who was still alive when Jeffrey was collecting together his material for what he describes as “the ultimate ‘it gets better’ story”.
Schwarz sat down with Afterelton to discuss his dream of one day making a Divine Biopic, his search for film-funding sugar-daddies or “donor angels”, and remembering that John [Waters] and Divine, were creating “movies for gay people who didn’t get along with other gay people”:

“Today’s queers need to remember people like Divine and the people on the fringes who made it easier for the rest of us.”

True dat!
You can read the whole interview HERE [I promise only a single mention of canine excrement] and you can browse the North American film screening deets, after the jump.

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