Check out a video of some inappropriate intercom noise heard this week at a TARGET store! Clean up in aisle five!
Michelle Rodriguez is normally down for eating that puss puss, but not really one for mice! Though, a recent episode of Bear Gryllis had her eating a stew made of her own piss and a dead mouse. No chance at getting that Oscar now, Michelle! We got that on camera! FOREVER! Congradoritos! Check it out above!
Amy Schumer‘s skit must have drawn inspiration from this clip!
Charlize Theron, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Julia Roberts, Sofia Vergara, Taylor Swift, Kate Upton, Beyoncé… the list is endless—whether you regard the examples above as creepy lechery or benign flirting, this way of communicating is a part of David Letterman’s legacy.
Star King (who’s name sound like a boss from Level 4 of Superio Mario Brothers 3) rented her place in Calgary to 4 people who said they were in town for a wedding, but instead unloaded a luxury party bus of over 100 people into her pad for the party of all parties. Star was not impressed.
“Our hardwood floors are all popping because there are pools of liquor. There’s glass shards, there’s dent in our walls, toilets flooded and plugged with condoms,” says homeowner Star King. ‘We came and wished the home was burnt down to ashes. It would have felt way better.’
“They just put their cigarettes out wherever they felt like it,” said Star King. The King family had to plead with the renters to pack up and leave, who she said were “just totally wasted.”
“They threw paint all over my works that I was going to sell for probably a couple thousand. Just totally disrespectful behaviour,” King told the Calgary Eyeopener.She overheard Calgary police at the scene describe the situation as a “drug-induced orgy.”
Hardwood floor be POPPIN! Mayo on the couch cushions! Condoms in the turrlet! Sounds like the best wedding EVERRRR!
“In the 27 years of policing that I’ve done, I’ve never seen a home so badly damaged from a weekend party, and of course, with this kind of rental situation,” said Staff Sgt. Jim Leung..