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!! OMG, read it and weep: Headline highlights unfortunate reality !!
Someone do something about this tragedy, quick! There are crucial jobs on the line!!
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posted by Phillip on Thursday, May 31, 2012
comments: 1 | category: Funny
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!! OMG, the future is now: Robotic butt-cheeks with feelings !!
Meet SHIRI, the robotic butt-cheeks that can feel happy or sad according to your touch. Of course SHIRI was invented in Japan.
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posted by Frank on Friday, May 11, 2012
comments: 1 | category: Revolutionary
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!! OMG, sex tape: Ira Glass !!
Okay, not really, but how much do you wish Ira Glass actually had a sex tape?! So much.
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posted by Phillip on Monday, December 5, 2011
comments: 1 | category: Filthy
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!! OMG, it's happening: The Chris Crocker porno !!
One can hardly trust his own eyes anymore. Believe it or not, this is Chris Crocker, the internet sensation known for his under-the-sheet support of Britney Spears. Chris splashed back into the news recently when nudy photos of him surface alongside reports he was looking to get into porn. Well, now it's officially happening and we know a little more about what to expect: Chris will star in the Chi Chi LaRue production of Cockstar with Brent Everett. The "film" will explore themes of Internet stardom, video diaries, and, errr, sex. "Having sex on camera with a stranger is actually a lot less revealing than many of the things I've posted on YouTube," Chris said.
(via Queerty)
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posted by Phillip on Tuesday, August 16, 2011
comments: 4 | category: Filthy
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!! OMG, thanks? A gift for the Navy SEALS !!
Sex toy maker Fleshlight (don't pretend like you don't know what that is) decided to thank the U.S. Navy SEAL Team 6 for killing Osama bin Laden by sending the soldiers Fleshlight products. "We want to thank the Navy SEALs for their efforts," says Brian Shubin, COO of Fleshlight. "For their courage, and the fact that they risked their lives to protect our freedom, we hope they will appreciate our gifts."
(via After Elton)
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posted by Phillip on Thursday, May 12, 2011
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!! OMG, how well-executed: The Simpsons XXX !!
There have been a variety of adult movies parodying The Simpsons, but the newest one from director Lee Roy Myers really nails the characterizations, and especially the voices! That woman playing Marge should win an Oscar, or an AVN, or whatever straight adult film stars win.
Check out the mostly SFW trailer after the jump!
[[OMG there's more! JUMP IN and read the rest]]
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posted by Frank on Wednesday, January 12, 2011
comments: 0 | category: Filmongous
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!! OMG, she's our hero: Subway flasher victim !!
This woman alleges the man next to her on the subway was rubbing her with his peen. Rather than get disgusted and run away, she decides to take matters into her own hands. (Thanks Scott!)
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posted by Frank on Wednesday, November 24, 2010
comments: 1 | category: New Yorkical
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!! OMG, How Gynecological: The Vagisoft Blanket !!
Have you decided that a baby's bottom is simply not soft enough for you? For those people who want a blanket that offers the ultimate in anatomical softness, there's now a new product with a very soft name. Oh yes. It's the Vagisoft.
Personally, I'm not sold yet. I will be waiting for the blanket that's as soft as Brent Corrigan's anal cavity. (Okay, I just managed to gross myself out.)
[via WOW Report]
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posted by Bmad on Wednesday, November 17, 2010
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!! OMG, iPee: Scientists souping up your iPhone to detect STDs !!
Great news! Instead of having a doctor stick a q-tip up your urethra, you'll soon be able to discover your STD status (or a partner's, duh) simply by taking a leak all over your fancy iPhone! I mean, sort of :
Mobile phones and computers will soon be able to diagnose sexually transmitted diseases under innovative plans to cut the UK's rising rate of herpes, chlamydia and gonorrhoea among young people...
People who suspect they have been infected will be able to put urine or saliva on to a computer chip about the size of a USB chip, plug it into their phone or computer and receive a diagnosis within minutes, telling them which, if any, sexually transmitted infection (STI) they have. Seven funders, including the Medical Research Council, have put £4m into developing the technology via a forum called the UK Clinical Research Collaboration.
Fun bonus game: what STD do you suppose the man in the above stock photo just discovered that he has?!
[The Guardian via Joe.My.God.]
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posted by Bmad on Tuesday, November 9, 2010
comments: 3 | category: Dangerous
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!! OMG, How Educational: Who Pooped? !!
Hm. Well. I know everyone's different, but my husband and I have decided to wait until middle school until we start educating our children about scat.
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posted by Bmad on Friday, November 5, 2010
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