Amy Schumer‘s skit must have drawn inspiration from this clip!
Charlize Theron, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Julia Roberts, Sofia Vergara, Taylor Swift, Kate Upton, Beyoncé… the list is endless—whether you regard the examples above as creepy lechery or benign flirting, this way of communicating is a part of David Letterman’s legacy.
Star King (who’s name sound like a boss from Level 4 of Superio Mario Brothers 3) rented her place in Calgary to 4 people who said they were in town for a wedding, but instead unloaded a luxury party bus of over 100 people into her pad for the party of all parties. Star was not impressed.
“Our hardwood floors are all popping because there are pools of liquor. There’s glass shards, there’s dent in our walls, toilets flooded and plugged with condoms,” says homeowner Star King. ‘We came and wished the home was burnt down to ashes. It would have felt way better.’
“They just put their cigarettes out wherever they felt like it,” said Star King. The King family had to plead with the renters to pack up and leave, who she said were “just totally wasted.”
“They threw paint all over my works that I was going to sell for probably a couple thousand. Just totally disrespectful behaviour,” King told the Calgary Eyeopener.She overheard Calgary police at the scene describe the situation as a “drug-induced orgy.”
Hardwood floor be POPPIN! Mayo on the couch cushions! Condoms in the turrlet! Sounds like the best wedding EVERRRR!
“In the 27 years of policing that I’ve done, I’ve never seen a home so badly damaged from a weekend party, and of course, with this kind of rental situation,” said Staff Sgt. Jim Leung..
We’re feeling dirty, but we wanna be filthy. Draw us a bath, Geeves! (via obvious winner)
Don’t hate on Paris Hilton because she’s richer than you, or because she has bigger feet than you. That’s not fair.
If anything — hate on her because she’s squishing on this hot piece!
Check out Ibiza’s rare and precious pearl of the male modelling world, River Viiperi after the (NSFW) jump!
I’ve never seen Pretty Little Liars, but my friend loves it. She watches every episode. I always get it confused with House Of Lies or The Lying Game… come to think of it, shows about lying are really it right now… I’m glad we’re teaching this generation the right stuff!
Anyway, here’s some nude pics: Wonderland Magazine recently tweeted pics of Pretty Little Liars star Julian Morris in all his black and white glory. The full photoset will be featured in their next issue. Check out the NSFW pics after the jump.
You have to hand it to James Deen. He’s one of those adult film actors that understands how to expand his opportunities, especially in an industry that can be very limiting. Though, I guess it’s not surprising considering the intelligence level of the family he comes from (His father is a mechanical engineer for NASA and his mother does data analysis for them as well).
Like adult film actors Traci Lords, Ron Jeremy, Jenna Jameson, and Sasha Grey who have branched out before him, James has been achieving some new career milestones lately.
Since appearing in Bret Easton Ellis‘ 2013 feature film, The Canyons (in which he stood out as one of the stronger performances) he’s been invited to appear at the Venice Film Festival, has appeared in l’Uomo Vogue decked out in all Dolce&Gabbana, and is now about to enter the record books as he appears in the universe’s first adult film using Google Glass first-person technology.
Check out the NSFW-ish (though no nudity) trailer for his (trailblazing?) new film after the jump.