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!! OMG, FISH FILLET: Alaska Thunderfuck's undertucked !!
When the library is closed, I can't think of anything better than an evening 'mongst the marshlands with my fishing rod dipped in the shallows, trying to catch myself a couple of tins of tuna or a packet of frozen salmon. The best way to do this is with a piece of bait, and I know one fishy queen who has a box of bait that she seems eager to share.
Alaska Thunderfuck may have lost RuPaul's battle but she is totally WINNING THE WHORE as she has been seen with her bait box hanging out of recent. Follow the jump to see Thunderfuck's Thunderfish-fillet... rumour is it's scaly and bony and will feed a small Alaskan fishing village: GRUB'S UP!
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Tuesday, June 18, 2013
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!! OMG, bauring it all: Ben Baur in 'Hunting Season' !!
Ben Baur played Alex in Logo TV's 2012 web series 'Hunting Season' where in webisode 1 he snags a bulge on the underground in the form of Ben Andrews. Said bulge joins Alex in couch romp where said bulge them becomes said bigger bulge and all sorts of bulge-centric activities ensue.
You can see caps of the bulge-fest after the jump, and read Baur's piece he wrote for The Huffington Post entitled 'Being an Out Gay Actor' HERE.
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Thursday, June 13, 2013
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!! OMG, showing us his skinny dipper: Thomas Coumans !!
Belgian Actor Thomas Coumans played Zoltan in 'North Sea Texas' and a bar tender this year in 'Puppy Love'.
We are definitely in puppy love with him and so were thrilled to see that he decided to flash his poopy-puppies for us in 2008 short film 'En Compagnie de la Poussière' [which you can watch in French HERE].
You can see him KISSING THE SUPPLE FLUFFY HEAD OF A NEWBORN and catch his NSFW poopy-puppies taking a plop in the lake after the jump.
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Tuesday, June 11, 2013
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!! OMG, Angel Delight: Miguel Angel Silvestre !!
Miguel Angel Silvestre; some Spaniard actor, been in films blah blah whatever.
More importantly
look !
at !
that !
...if I was being a bossy bottom I'd say he could stop shaving his face and chest and become my hairy human toilet bowl, but that's just me, I like a warm toilet seat!
Here's what we have after the NSFW jump:
Men's Health and Beauty pics
lambswool sweater pics
in the gym pics
in the shower [at the gym] pics
showing some PEENILE OUTLINE ALONG THE SUNNY SHORELINE pics
some side peen pics
in bed with some lady-labia pics
as a photoshoped CUM-PIGGY pics
and in some guff-worthy gifs
...so pick your pics after the jump.
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Thursday, June 6, 2013
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!! OMG, Top Of The Tops: Nathaniel Marshall's adult debut !!
American Idol 8 contestant Nathaniel Marshall came in -what like- 36th position the year that Adam Glambert clambered his way to the top [we're ignoring Kris Allen because he's just not as Diva as Glamadam Glambert]!
Well, not one to give in, Nathaniel has now been porn-reborn as Jadyn Daniels, swapping a microphone for various guy's peeners in a much applauded attempt to top his way to the top.
Follow the NSFW jump to see Jadyn with his mic in his hand and having a good ol' poke around. I wonder how the judges would score his performance, I think it's good enough that Paula Abdul might for a minute forget that she worked so damn hard on that Bratz movie...all I can say is "where's God when you need him", eh Paula?!
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Tuesday, June 4, 2013
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!! OMG, Huss on Puss: Adam Huss on 'Femme Fatales' !!
Britney fans calm the hell down, this is not extra tour footage where Brit gets banged by her Slave 4 U snake handler, it's from the 2011 TV series of the same name with an extra 'S' at the end, for Snake or Spears or Shaved-head-umbrella-wielding-SUV-paparazzi-freakout-episode!
Follow the jump to see Adam Huss riding the puss, and if you're a timid delicate sort of gay that's scared of them NSFW lady-nips then just scroll through the first few caps to see Adam's Huss-le muscles; but I'm just say'n, that all the butt shots are further down, so you may want to just suck up that gay gold star and carry on scrolling, I don't know, maybe your scroll-finger slipped a bit!
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 31, 2013
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!! OMG, Blucas Entertainment: Marc Blucas' cute-ass' !!
Riley was to millennial 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' what Cody was to 1990s 'Baywatch'; the cute blonde one with a baby face and a pair of tits like two baby faces, and not even a month back I rewatched that Buffy episode where there's that party where Riley and Buffy are having sex for-like-ever whilst downstairs a portal opens to an evil other-world, and I was totally imagining that the vines coming through the woodwork were my green penises and that I was probing for Riley's hole whilst he's busy bonking Buffy...
Well I got my wish when I saw these caps from the horror flick 'Animals'...probe no more VILE PENIS VINES because Marc 'Riley' Blucas shows us his BlucAss in this one. Follow the jump to see what the wait was NSFWork worth waiting for.
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Wednesday, May 29, 2013
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!! OMG, with his ass in the air: Javier Antón !!
From Spanish comedy series 'Con El Culo Al Aire', which Google Spanglish roughly translates as 'With the Ass in the Air'.
Follow the jump to see Javier Antón wearing a safety helmet on his 'down there' head, and with his NSFW ASS IN THE AIR!
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Thursday, May 23, 2013
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!! OMG, caught unawares without his unawears: Matt Woodhouse for Dsquared2 underwears !!
British model Matt Woodhouse is one of those rare male models who is sexier than the rest simply because he's not so far up his own ass [which you can see after the jump], so there is something unASSuming and therefore sexier about the way he looks into the lens.
He just has one of those faces that you know your mum wouldn't disagree with [hands off mum] and his body is fit without being insanely jacked to the point where their torso starts to look like it's grimacing at you [which it is].
Follow the jump to see [among other shots] Matt's ass in Dsquared2's NSFW preview shot for their new underwear line which is -erm- "coming soon", so to speak.
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Tuesday, May 21, 2013
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!! OMG, hooper dooper: Tom Hopper's hoop !!
Tom Hopper has played roles in Dr Who, Merlin and was a fishmonger [don't mind the smell down there] in Saxon. Tom will play the part of Billy Bones in next years Black Sails, which btw is not a horror movie about Black Friday Sales Events but is an 8 part series that takes place 20 years prior to R.L. Stevenson's 'Treasure Island'.
Pop below to jump right through the Hoop of Tom, I believe it's a portal to some place magical [and brown]...enjoy!
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Thursday, May 16, 2013
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