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!! OMG, Sassy Baby: Joshua Sasse's saucy sausage !!

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'Rogue' is a new detective series on DirectTV. Joshua Sasse plays Alec Laszlo in the show who reveals -by episode 3 of the first season- the whereabouts of the illusive saucy sausage as he strips down and bludgeons it about.

Follow the NSFW jump to see Sasse's sause...mystery solved!

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» posted by Duncan Alexander on Tuesday, May 14, 2013
comments: 1 | category: Candy |


!! OMG, revolutionary nude-scenery: Paul Spera in 'Après Mai' !!


'Après Mai', which refers to the Student Occupation Riots in France [particularly May] of 1968, follows a group of young Frenchies as they apparently sail away [shame Enya hadn't invented the verb of 'to sail away' yet] to continue their path to nudity and freedom, and freedoms of nudity; which is just superb for me because I love freedom [insert nudity].

One such revolutionary nude-scenery is Paul Spera who -what with all the nude dudes around- has to give himself a NSFW [after the jump] cold shower...and just to add to the furious comments that are likely to projectile splurge into the comments section below about those same size queens' own revolutions against foreskins and small peens and whatnot, I have two words:
...OK, that's three words, but then again, I'm not no size queen, so I'm not really counting now am I?..and also, just look at that cute French face; he could pull down his French knickers and TINY SCREAMING SQUID BABIES tumble out and I'd still do it!

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» posted by Duncan Alexander on Thursday, May 9, 2013
comments: 6 | category: Candy |

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!! OMG, Yes officer, sorry officer, of course officer, won't do it again officer: Jeremy St. James shows us his patroller peen !!


Film-maker Larry Clark directed Chloë Sevigny pre 'Boys Don't Cry' in her very first acting foray as Jennie in 'Kids', with no shortage of nudiness, drug usage and general teeny weeny tomfoolery.

Clark loves to show a big wad of lady lump or trunk junk and such-the-like. For his most recent film 'Marfa Girl' he cast Jeremy St. James [above] as Tom; a psychopathic Border Patrol agent "with a lot of emotional baggage".

You can see all of Jeremy's NSFW 'emotional baggage', and also his FULLY ERECT EMOTIONAL PRODAGE after the jump.

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» posted by Duncan Alexander on Tuesday, May 7, 2013
comments: 5 | category: Candy |

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!! OMG, disrobe young squire: Game of Thrones' Will Tudor !!

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I'm praying to the fire Gods and consulting my dragon babies about what the crapping sod is going on on Game Of Thrones right now, I am just a tad lost and would love if for the remainder of the season every time someone mentions somebody else who's not in that same scene that a colour coded bubble pops up with their grimacing mud-splattered velvet-gowned face so I know who in all the kingdoms they are all talking about, always any time or something...seriously! :s

Whoever is in charge obv decided it was time for some serious ass, for those viewers who are dumb as dragon's shite and only watch it for the cute fellas who ain't washed for a while and are getting all horny from swearing oaths not to look at lady lumps and that [hello Jon Snow, I'm talking about you you sexy bastard]. So they gave us like 3 asses this week, that should keep us going for a couple of episodes, that and some kind of dragon fire or wild fire or some sort of gay sparkly fire.

Follow the jump to see new character Olyvar Frey's [Will Tudor's] NSFW spying prostitute ass. I don't care if he's a hooker, I'll risk catching wild-fire crotch-crusties from him!

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» posted by Duncan Alexander on Thursday, May 2, 2013
comments: 4 | category: Candy |

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!! OMG, radicchio us what you got: Ryan Hansen and the Mighty Morphin Sour-Rangers !!


Ryan Hansen has been on all sorts of sitcoms; 'Ally McBeal' [urghh remember that Calista Flock-HART MESS?!], 'That's So Raven', 'Gossip Girl', '2 Broke Girls'...he probably just sprints from set to set, guesting as 'guy running through shot', usually in his boxer-briefs.

But we here at omg celebrate most his brief spot on 'Power Rangers [Wild Force]', and his radicchio cock-blocking on 'Friends With Benefits'...we think maybe he could build on these roles and create a new Megazord consisting of leafy vegetables, and his power ranger would be Radicchio Ranger, there's also Red Pepper Ranger, Rhubarb Ranger, Radish Ranger, Raspberry Ranger and of course RUSSET POTATO RANGER, who after a couple of seasons gets replaced with newer and hotter Raisin Ranger, better than that flimsy Kimberly Pink Ranger anyway!

Click below to see Ryan with his radicchio and a gif of Hansen getting a mouth full of RUBBER DICKY!

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» posted by Duncan Alexander on Tuesday, April 30, 2013
comments: 2 | category: Candy |

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