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!! OMG, FINALLY! Now you can sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY without getting your ass sued !!

Ever wonder why you rarely see people sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY in film? Well — apparently it had to do with copyright infringement and clearances etc. Well, a federal judge ruled that Warner/Chappell Music doesn’t own copyright “Happy Birthday To You”. Warner/Chappell Music was making $2 million each year from royalties of the song, but the judge ruled that Warner/Chappell Music only owned rights to specific arrangements, not the song. This now means that people will no longer have to pay Warner/Chappell Music to license the song! Go to town, bitches!

!! OMG, Dracula: Untucked! Luke Evans hits Mykonos, buldges it up with a hunky older daddy-type on the beach !!

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Luke has been busy working on Disney’s reboot of Beauty And The Beast alongside actors Emma Watson, Dan Stevens, Ewan McGregor and Emma Thompson, so it makes sense that he might need time to unwind with a sexy, rugged piece! Check out Luke enjoying the beach in nothing but a banana hammock after the jump!

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!! OMG, this one’s for all you cat people out there: Introducing The Kitty pouch !!


He’ll never leave your side again! You can either fulfill your fantasy of being a kangaroo with a cat as a baby roo, OR that crazy cat person who wants to keep your kitty close at all times. It even makes you look like a cat kind of, in case you need to trick them into liking you enough to let you pet them, maybe take you as one of their own!



!! OMG, ‘Babe, something just fell out of me, can you check?’ Woman who doesn’t know she’s preggo gives birth on flight !!

‘Babe, something just fell out of me, can you check?’ is the hot new catchphrase of the summer!

Check out an interview with a British Columbian couple who obviously have NOT been practicing safe sex, and had a BEEBEE on a flight to Japan, to their surprise! Whoopsies.


!! OMG, start pussyfooting around! Introducing the ‘VAJANKLE’ !!

There’s some real freaks out there… and IF you happen to be one of them, then you might be interested in this revolutionary new product called the VAJANKLE!
Yes, if you’re looking for that perfect Valentine’s gift look no further! Foot fetishists and straight men alike can own something to enjoy both parts at once for under just £120 or $175. The only thing is… it’s a rubber left foot. So if you’re into right feet, you’re screwed! You’re WELCOME!


!! OMG, “That guy looks like me!”: Straight Guys React To Gay Adult Films !!

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These straight guys took some time out of their busy schedules to weigh-in on some hardcore gay adult films. They’re really great sports about it even though their reactions vary from terrified — to completely in awe! Check out some of their hilarious reactions below! It’s kind of NSFW!

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!! OMG, cockadoodle-doo!: Man Strips, Pleasures Himself, After Crashing Into Crown Fried Chicken !!

If you’re reading that headline and thinking to yourself “…AND?” — I’m with you! Let’s not be prudish. Let’s be honest — We’ve all been there!
After crashing into a Crown Fried Chicken joint in Philadelphia on Monday morning at 10:30 a.m, a 34-year-old Pennsauken, New Jersey, man decided the number of f*cks he gave equalled ZERO! when he exited his car, stripped down, and began masterbating on the very busy, public street.
I think this is what Oprah was referring to when she talks about having one of those “AHA!” moments. Either that, or he’s been playing way too much Grand Theft Auto 5. Anyway, the man was only charged with a DUI, but they probably let him off easy and gave him the key to the city after receiving this incredible NSFW video contribution to the planet Earth (after the jump)! Thank me later.

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