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!! OMG, NASA will pay you 18000 USD to stay in bed and smoke dat chronic weed for 70 straight days !!

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Hey stoner slobs! Wanna get paid to do what you do for 70 days straight days anyway? Then call NASA!

NASA is currently looking for volunteers to participate in their “Rest Studies”, in which participants will have to spend 70 straight days in bed and smoke different types of cannabis, receiving $18,000 for the period of aggressive bodily atrophy.

Participants are allowed to read books, Skype, play games, as well as smoke cannabis throughout the duration of the study. Pretty much anything is fair game, so long as you remain in bed, earning a cool $1,200 per week…

The experiments are designed to find ways of preserving astronauts’ health and safety during periods of extended space travel. “Head down” bed rest is a good way of simulating travel through zero gravity space. Think about it, zero gravity means zero weight or strain on your muscles. They also want to understand how marijuana will influence on the body.

It’s a more accessible way of analyzing the bodily changes that occur during space travel.

Far out! But wait — Are you allowed Doritos Ketchup and Red Velvet cake slices in bed with you? Cuz that could be a deal-breaker for us… BUT if we DID do this, Dre‘s LIGHT SPEED would definitely be our soundtrack to this little experiment:

[via healthcurecenter]

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!! OMG, FINALLY! Now you can sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY without getting your ass sued !!

Ever wonder why you rarely see people sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY in film? Well — apparently it had to do with copyright infringement and clearances etc. Well, a federal judge ruled that Warner/Chappell Music doesn’t own copyright “Happy Birthday To You”. Warner/Chappell Music was making $2 million each year from royalties of the song, but the judge ruled that Warner/Chappell Music only owned rights to specific arrangements, not the song. This now means that people will no longer have to pay Warner/Chappell Music to license the song! Go to town, bitches!

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!! OMG, Dracula: Untucked! Luke Evans hits Mykonos, buldges it up with a hunky older daddy-type on the beach !!

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Luke has been busy working on Disney’s reboot of Beauty And The Beast alongside actors Emma Watson, Dan Stevens, Ewan McGregor and Emma Thompson, so it makes sense that he might need time to unwind with a sexy, rugged piece! Check out Luke enjoying the beach in nothing but a banana hammock after the jump!

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!! OMG, this one’s for all you cat people out there: Introducing The Kitty pouch !!

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He’ll never leave your side again! You can either fulfill your fantasy of being a kangaroo with a cat as a baby roo, OR that crazy cat person who wants to keep your kitty close at all times. It even makes you look like a cat kind of, in case you need to trick them into liking you enough to let you pet them, maybe take you as one of their own!

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!! OMG, ‘Babe, something just fell out of me, can you check?’ Woman who doesn’t know she’s preggo gives birth on flight !!

‘Babe, something just fell out of me, can you check?’ is the hot new catchphrase of the summer!

Check out an interview with a British Columbian couple who obviously have NOT been practicing safe sex, and had a BEEBEE on a flight to Japan, to their surprise! Whoopsies.

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