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!! OMG, inexcusable table manners: Lapalux' 'Without You' !!
I popped this video after the jump, not because there's a shower scene with a lady with her lumps out deep-throat-fisting a gentleman in a gimp suit, and not because a LEOPARD-PRINT-TRANNY beats the crap out of gimpy-pants with her handbag in an alleyway...but simply because Mr Gimp licks his plate clean at the dinner table!
This is unforgivably appalling bad manners at any dinner table, not least at your meet-the-parents dinner table. That is definite NSFW table manners
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
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!! OMG, a spot of spotted dick for dessert?: United Indecent Pleasures !!
See, I looked at these big brown penises [NSFW, jump below] and figured I'd love to suckle on that muscle...available in 6 different flavour-fillers:
Fresh mint fondant
Valencia orange fondant
Williams Pear liqueur fondant
Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant
Cointreau liqueur fondant
Irish coffee liqueur fondant.
Sounds yummy [if not a little SWANKY-WANKY], well then I read the description of the choc-cocks [which you can jump to below] on 'United Indecent Pleasures'' website , and I gagged on my hypothetical MOZART COCKLATE LIQUOCK FUNDANT!
Click below to see the hefty desserts [one is expelling its -erm- liqueur] and the companies' description...oh gosh it's nasty:
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Thursday, January 24, 2013
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!! OMG,Designer for your Rear-Vagina: Smile Makers by Ramblin' Brands !!
These Vibrators designed by Ramblin' Brands are based on stereotypical female [gay male] fantasy characters; the first four in the range are:
the fireman
the frenchman
the tennis coach
the millionaire
...and there's more to come..."gotta catch 'em aaaall, pokém[on your gine]'.
I guess these guys are straight and aimed at front-bums but you never know if one of them gets drunk you might convince them to play with your back-bum.
Jab your old, crusty non-character vibrator below to meet these fellas. I can only imagine the next set of characters to come out...the ex-boyfriend, the meth-head, that guy who creeps you out at work, some fella who once popped his thumb in at that club. So many character/shape possibilities.
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Tuesday, December 18, 2012
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!! OMG, She's Posing Naked: Marge Simpson !!
TMZ has posted Marge Simpson's Playboy Cover (I heard that the somewhat hotter Mrs. Krabappel demanded too much money) and while Gabe at VideoGum asks "Can we be done with the Simpsons now?" I think the more obvious question is "Why do they still have Playboy again?"
Not that I'm rooting for the death of yet another historic and groundbreaking magazine, but, uh, seriously, why is Playboy around again? Does it just exist for the purpose of existing so that bunny-logo merchandise can have a reason to be manufactured and sold to sluts and idiots? Or is there an actual reason to read the actual magazine? (Besides seeing Marge Simpson's cooch, which of course I'm excited for.)
If there are any straight fellows who read this blog, please enlighten me!
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posted by Bmad on Friday, October 9, 2009
comments: 2 | category: Consensual
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!! OMG, How Whimsical: Cock-stumes! !!
Does your penis sometimes seem to have a mind of its own? Does it like to wear wigs and sunglasses? And lipstick? Well sure! That's totally normal!
After the jump, get yourself acquainted with several NSFW (and also deeply weird) cocks who have made their inner selves outer. Warning: fans of The Electric Mayhem may just jizz their pants.
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posted by Bmad on Friday, September 11, 2009
comments: 3 | category: Consensual
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!! OMG How Classy: The Secret World of Erotic Art !!
Every so often here at OMG Blog, we like to remind our readers that sex can be classy. Highbrow. Tasteful. And who better to learn it from than the wealthy, attractive and randy art collectors who star in the above video, The Secret World of Erotic Art? See, readers? Doesn't it feel great to get a little class with your porn?
THERE WILL BE NAKED GUYS LATER TODAY SO COOL YOUR JETS ALREADY, OKAY? Jeez.
(via Everything Is Terrible)
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posted by Bmad on Monday, September 7, 2009
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!! OMG, how perfect: 30 Rock Parody Porn !!
Check out this SFW trailer for the XXX version of 30 Rock. Now if only they could make it an all-male cast somehow.
Scooped from Tara.
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posted by Graydon on Monday, August 24, 2009
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!! OMG, how beastial: Adult Sheep Finder !!
I'm really wishing I lived in New Zealand right now cause their #1 Dating Site is right up my alley. Click HERE to visit ADULT SHEEP FINDER to find the right one for ewe.
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posted by Graydon on Friday, August 21, 2009
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!! OMG, they're naked: Porn Stars !!
Well of course they are! They're porn stars! But in this case it's a bit more fun cause it's an interactive underwear swap. Inspired by the ADIDAS SHIRT SWAP, Falcon has taken it to the next level. Check out the undie swap HERE (link NSFW).
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posted by Graydon on Tuesday, August 11, 2009
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!! OMG, how helpful: Sex-Talk Flow-Chart !!
If you've ever said "I'm gonna pound the farts out of you" you might want to consult this chart before having sex again. Click the image above to see the chart at full size.
If you missed it, be sure to check out the flow-chart guide to GETTING PHOTOGRAPHED BY THE SARTORIALIST.
(Source)
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posted by Graydon on Wednesday, July 22, 2009
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