He’s just trying to sell records, and not get his ass sued! As Joy Behar would say “So WHUT!? WHO CAYERS!?”
“Now, I find almost everything that Mr. Trump says objectionable. I consider him offensive and bigoted. But he has my full support to come to my country and be offensive and bigoted there. His freedom to speak protects my freedom to call him a bigot. His freedom protects mine. If you seek the removal of freedoms from an opponent simply on the grounds that they have offended you, you have crossed a line to stand along tyrants who imprison, torture and kill on exactly the same justification.”
– J.K. Rowling, gettin’ all “by-the-book” about it.
Easy peasy! — though, a waste of a good TOMAYTUH.
Hey stoner slobs! Wanna get paid to do what you do for 70 days straight days anyway? Then call NASA!
NASA is currently looking for volunteers to participate in their “Rest Studies”, in which participants will have to spend 70 straight days in bed and smoke different types of cannabis, receiving $18,000 for the period of aggressive bodily atrophy.
Participants are allowed to read books, Skype, play games, as well as smoke cannabis throughout the duration of the study. Pretty much anything is fair game, so long as you remain in bed, earning a cool $1,200 per week…
The experiments are designed to find ways of preserving astronauts’ health and safety during periods of extended space travel. “Head down” bed rest is a good way of simulating travel through zero gravity space. Think about it, zero gravity means zero weight or strain on your muscles. They also want to understand how marijuana will influence on the body.
It’s a more accessible way of analyzing the bodily changes that occur during space travel.
Far out! But wait — Are you allowed Doritos Ketchup and Red Velvet cake slices in bed with you? Cuz that could be a deal-breaker for us… BUT if we DID do this, Dre‘s LIGHT SPEED would definitely be our soundtrack to this little experiment:
If you’re looking for something to keep you warm this winter, Liam Payne‘s chest rug may be just the answer! Find it after the jump! Grrrrrrrrr!
Ever wonder why you rarely see people sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY in film? Well — apparently it had to do with copyright infringement and clearances etc. Well, a federal judge ruled that Warner/Chappell Music doesn’t own copyright “Happy Birthday To You”. Warner/Chappell Music was making $2 million each year from royalties of the song, but the judge ruled that Warner/Chappell Music only owned rights to specific arrangements, not the song. This now means that people will no longer have to pay Warner/Chappell Music to license the song! Go to town, bitches!
Luke has been busy working on Disney’s reboot of Beauty And The Beast alongside actors Emma Watson, Dan Stevens, Ewan McGregor and Emma Thompson, so it makes sense that he might need time to unwind with a sexy, rugged piece! Check out Luke enjoying the beach in nothing but a banana hammock after the jump!