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!! OMG, this one’s for all you cat people out there: Introducing The Kitty pouch !!


He’ll never leave your side again! You can either fulfill your fantasy of being a kangaroo with a cat as a baby roo, OR that crazy cat person who wants to keep your kitty close at all times. It even makes you look like a cat kind of, in case you need to trick them into liking you enough to let you pet them, maybe take you as one of their own!


!! OMG, ‘Babe, something just fell out of me, can you check?’ Woman who doesn’t know she’s preggo gives birth on flight !!

‘Babe, something just fell out of me, can you check?’ is the hot new catchphrase of the summer!

Check out an interview with a British Columbian couple who obviously have NOT been practicing safe sex, and had a BEEBEE on a flight to Japan, to their surprise! Whoopsies.


!! OMG, start pussyfooting around! Introducing the ‘VAJANKLE’ !!

There’s some real freaks out there… and IF you happen to be one of them, then you might be interested in this revolutionary new product called the VAJANKLE!
Yes, if you’re looking for that perfect Valentine’s gift look no further! Foot fetishists and straight men alike can own something to enjoy both parts at once for under just £120 or $175. The only thing is… it’s a rubber left foot. So if you’re into right feet, you’re screwed! You’re WELCOME!


!! OMG, “That guy looks like me!”: Straight Guys React To Gay Adult Films !!

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These straight guys took some time out of their busy schedules to weigh-in on some hardcore gay adult films. They’re really great sports about it even though their reactions vary from terrified — to completely in awe! Check out some of their hilarious reactions below! It’s kind of NSFW!

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!! OMG, cockadoodle-doo!: Man Strips, Pleasures Himself, After Crashing Into Crown Fried Chicken !!

If you’re reading that headline and thinking to yourself “…AND?” — I’m with you! Let’s not be prudish. Let’s be honest — We’ve all been there!
After crashing into a Crown Fried Chicken joint in Philadelphia on Monday morning at 10:30 a.m, a 34-year-old Pennsauken, New Jersey, man decided the number of f*cks he gave equalled ZERO! when he exited his car, stripped down, and began masterbating on the very busy, public street.
I think this is what Oprah was referring to when she talks about having one of those “AHA!” moments. Either that, or he’s been playing way too much Grand Theft Auto 5. Anyway, the man was only charged with a DUI, but they probably let him off easy and gave him the key to the city after receiving this incredible NSFW video contribution to the planet Earth (after the jump)! Thank me later.

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!! OMG, cover girls… Put the FACE in your WORK: Interview’s ‘Model Issue’ !!

For their September ‘Model Issue’ covers Interview Magazine have papped 7 of the fashion world’s original supermodels and interviewed [well durrrr] each covergirl in a exposaywhateverthef*ckyouwant, head-to-toe profile of each girl’s modelling history, highlights and views on the current industry terrain.
Click below to see the NSFW supermodel shots and then strut over to Interview where you can experience:
Christy Turlington talking about exploitation and inner-life,
Linda Evangelista discussing getting bed bugs in Paris and lip synching on George Michael videos,
Daria Werbowy‘s rubber nipples and sailing across the Atlantic,
Amber Valletta‘s bad wigs and Chug Dog,
Kate Moss describing living with [Madonna’s Truth or Dare Makeup Artist] ‘Mama Makeup’ in LA and her secret Instagram account,
Stephanie Seymour talking about screaming at monkey mamas and the influential Flashdance fashion and
Naomi Campbell describing -well- Naomi Campbell actually, and rumors that Naomi Campbell has the memory of an elephant [body of a dark brown gazelle] !

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!! OMG, does too much sex kill? Frankie Valenti on the perils of adult film stardom !!

I’m always impressed when gay adult stars like Dale Cooper and Colby Keller go further than others in their field by promoting sex education and wider conversations around healthy sexuality. I also find that it makes them a fat wad sexier that they care about the health of those who watch them f*ck, and a damn good job they do at that too.
In light of a string of recent suicides, adult entertainer andWhere We Belong actor Frankie Valenti aka Johnny Hazzard attempts to answer this question asked by writer and friend Brett Edward Stout: “Johnny, how did you survive?”
Read Valenti’s article over at HuffPost in which he discusses the impacts, both positive and negative of following his chosen -often misinterpreted- line of work:

They don’t prepare you in some “Porn Star 101” course about what is going to happen to you personally when you are crowned a “porn star.” Things change that are permanent and not always for the best… You’ll probably roll your eyes at this, but it’s true. The impact of my work has made it so that I can’t get a decent date to save my life, either. Are you finished rolling now?