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!! OMG, Filthy Rich: Pests Take Over the Upper East Side !!

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The Upper East Side sure isn’t what it used to be. Blair and Serena’s posh stomping grounds has recently been beset with some very un-posh visitors: the neighborhood has become completely overrun by disgusting vermin and rich old ladies from 59th to 96th are quaking in their pearls!
Last week, the Wall Street Journal reported on the terrifying Upper East Side Rat Takeover, with rats looting delis and destroying cars (perhaps stretch limousines!?) from the inside out. This week, New York Magazine tells us a terrifying tale of high-class bedbugs hooked on silk sheets and Dior gowns– and the Upper East Side society matrons who are engaged in a secret battle to exterminate them.
But where did these pests come from? Everyone knows that the fabulously wealthy aren’t supposed to have these problems! Could it be the wrath of Mrs. Astor?
[New York Magazine
The Wall Street Journal]

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!! OMG, How Accurate: The Curb Your Enthusiasm porno !!


Hustler’s Curb Your Enthusiasm porn parody actually looks kinda funny (I have to give the actress who portrays “Cheryl” props for verisimilitude!) but I have to wonder how far these can be taken. The day the Glee porno comes out is the day I throw my hands up in disgust. (By the way I never want to hear another word about Glee as long as I live, okay?)

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!! OMG, His bulge: Taylor Lautner !!

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Want to see Taylor “My future’s so bright I need TWO pairs of sunglasses” Lautner’s recently legal penis-bulge in Zapruderlike detail, reduced in magnification to the point of total abstraction!?
Duh! You’re reading OMG Blog! Which means you probably just woke up from a disturbingly Zapruderlike dream about penis bulges. (See how well I know you guys?)
Anyway, it’s after the jump.
[via Queerclick, thanks to Zach for the tip]

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!! OMG, How hung: Jesus !!


OMG PANIC!!! Jesus has a giant exposed penis! At least that’s what a bunch of filthy-minded Christians think. After all, anything can be porn to these people, including paintings of their lord and savior!
Churchgoers at St. Charles Borromeo Church in Warr Acres, OK are up in arms over a painting of Jesus hanging over the church’s altar– which they believe depicts the son of god with a ginormo erection. The church’s pastor, however, claims it’s just his “distended stomach.” Well, who to believe?! This is so confusing!
Normally I would assume that the parishioners– many of whom are leaving the church over the dust-up– to just be hallucinating the Jesus peen. But between the pedo-loving Pope and the Vatican’s gay hooker ring, I no longer put it past the Catholic Church to start sneaking porn onto the altar.
And after seeing the painting… well, you can decide for yourself after the jump.

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!! OMG, Contest Alert: Get chicken in your pubes and win something !!

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Dear readers! You may have heard that yesterday KFC (formerly known as Kentucky Fried Chicken!) began issuing a sandwich called the “Double Down,” which features two pieces of fried chicken where the bun should be. There’s also a weird yellow sauce that I don’t think is mustard. Yum!
While other blogs are busy reviewing the obviously-delicious concoction, we here at OMG Blog are going to celebrate the culinary landmark in our own special-means-retarded way. Readers, we want you to send us photos of yourself eating the Double Down. The catch? You must be nude or shirtless.
I’ll select several nominees from the entries, and the winner will be voted on by readers. You have until next Monday at midnight to send your photos to [email protected]!
(What’s the prize, you ask? I don’t know yet, but we’ll come up with something good!)

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