OMG, His bulge: Taylor Lautner
Want to see Taylor “My future’s so bright I need TWO pairs of sunglasses” Lautner’s recently legal penis-bulge in Zapruderlike detail, reduced in magnification to…
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OMG, How hung: Jesus
OMG PANIC!!! Jesus has a giant exposed penis! At least that’s what a bunch of filthy-minded Christians think. After all, anything can be porn to…
OMG, Contest Alert: Get chicken in your pubes and win something
Dear readers! You may have heard that yesterday KFC (formerly known as Kentucky Fried Chicken!) began issuing a sandwich called the “Double Down,” which features…
OMG, His little willy moves: Baby Pirulin Pee Pee
Who remembers Baby Wee-Wee, the British doll with a weird, giant, squirting penis? Well he’s back– with a new name and a more Eliza Doolittle-ish…
OMG, He freeballs it: Robert Knepper
The YouTube description is almost poetic in its succinctness: Robert Knepper jogging commando penis flopping That pretty much says it all, right!? The clip is…
OMG, The time is now: ManRoulette
Everyone I know said the exact same thing after trying out Chatroulette for the first time. “Where’s the version with just dudes?” Well boys: get…
OMG, the John Edwards sex tape saga continues
Dear Readers, F*ck you for not sending me the John Edwards sex tape like I asked! After all I’ve done for you over the past…