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!! OMG, He freeballs it: Robert Knepper !!


The YouTube description is almost poetic in its succinctness:
Robert Knepper jogging commando penis flopping
That pretty much says it all, right!?
The clip is from Woody Allen’s Everyone Says I Love You. While I’m kind of curious– knowing Woody– why he didn’t tell Mr. Knepper to put some undies on, I have to say that it was a truly inspired directorial choice!
Now if someone would just loop this like the Oprah pees for ten minutes clip, I’ll have my whole weekend planned out!
[Via WOW Report]

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!! OMG, The time is now: ManRoulette !!

Everyone I know said the exact same thing after trying out Chatroulette for the first time. “Where’s the version with just dudes?”
Well boys: get your D’s out, hide your faces, and hope your weird uncle still hasn’t figured out how to use the internet. It’s here!

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!! OMG, the John Edwards sex tape saga continues !!

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Dear Readers,
F*ck you for not sending me the John Edwards sex tape like I asked! After all I’ve done for you over the past few months, I would have expected that at least one loyal reader with access to the tape could have leaked it to me. What good are you anyway?
Well, I’m sorry to say that the crackerjack reporters at The Daily Beast obviously have better sources than I do. Although the tape still hasn’t leaked, they’ve talked to people who have seen it, and are providing the following Nancy Friday version of events for interested parties:

The Daily Beast can now describe the video in detail, based on accounts from multiple people who have viewed it. One source who has a medical background and has worked with pregnant patients says Hunter appears four or five months pregnant based on the swollen state of her belly and nipples. This would would place the tape’s filming somewhere around September or October of 2007, smack in the middle of Edwards campaign for the presidency.
On the video, both participants are naked. Hunter is propped up against the hotel bed headboard, with John Edwards belly-down on the bed between her legs. As Hunter, the campaign’s official videographer, holds the camera, a smiling Edwards performs oral sex. Because of the camera angle, Hunter’s face is not visible, but her distinctive jewelry is. Not only does candidate Edwards know he’s being filmed, one source says, he’s also clowning around and “graphically performing for the camera.”

Well, well, well! There’s nothing I like more than a graphic performance! Unfortunately, until someone mans up and sends me the tape I guess we’ll just have to settle for this totally fake naked picture of Senator Edwards from a few months back. (NSFW)
[The Daily Beast]

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!! OMG, how pervy: French anti-smoking activists !!

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France’s Association De Défence Contre Le Tabac and Les Droits des Non-Fumeurs collaborated with ad agency BDDP & Fils on this striking campaign. The ads suggest that smoking is being a slave to tobacco by showing young guys and girls kneeling down in a simulated forced oral sex scenario with the cigarette assuming the role of the penis.

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Is it just me, or might this make a small portion of the population take up smoking? (via Homotography via Sticky, link NSFW)

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!! OMG, Hillary Duff puts a ring on it !!

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I guess it says something about me that when I saw the subject “DUFF GETS ENGAGED” in my inbox, I instantly hoped it was referring to the MTV VJ of my youth. But no. (Turns out she’s already married.)
Instead, it’s the incomparable Hillary Duff. Oh, her! Find out how to say “YES” in Duff after the jump…

[[ OMG, there’s more: JUMP IN to read the rest ]]

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