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!! OMG, How Encouraged: Canadian Bathroom Sex !!

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O dear. What are the Canadians up to now? Why, they’re encouraging sex in their restrooms. Typical!
I don’t know if the food in this place is just really bad or what, but a Toronto restaurant called Mildred’s has actually started a promotional campaign that centers around begging people to get down in its bathroom. What? I know! Well, it’s Canada, and as a regular watcher of Degrassi, one thing I know about Canadians is that they’re always getting pregnant. So I guess it makes some sense?
(Editor’s note: the rest of OMG Blog’s editorial team lives in Canada.)
Reports The Star:

Mildred’s Temple Kitchen is inviting customers to have sex in its bathrooms.

The Valentine’s weekend promotion takes uncomfortable but electrifying sex from the close confines of an airplane and transfers it to the unisex stalls of the Hanna Ave. restaurant.

The Liberty Village restaurant proposes its modern bathrooms become one of the “101 places to have sex before you die.”

Mildred’s has always elicited a certain response. One customer, who didn’t want to be named, remembers going to a wedding at the eatery’s old location and seeing a copy of the Kama Sutra in the bathroom.

“They invite it,” said the customer.

This time, the invitation is explicit. On its website, Mildred’s asks: “Have you given any thought to moving beyond the bedroom?

Meanwhile here in the United States I’m pretty sure there’s a law that sentences practitioners of restroom sex to public execution. Draconian? Maybe! But at least we keep the bathroom line moving, and that’s why I’m proud to be an American.
(Seriously, I suppose this is a cute gimmick, but what if some of the patrons of Mildred’s actually have to pee???.)
Thanks to Scott for the tip.
The Star

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!! OMG, she breastfeeds her dog !!

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This British lady routinely breastfeeds her dog. In her own words:

Dixie jumped on the settee and I held my left boob towards her. I squeezed out some milk, and wiped it around my nipple. Within seconds, her long, pink tongue was gently licking my skin. It tickled at first, but then, as she started suckling away, it didn’t feel much different to having Tasha there. ‘You liked that, didn’t you girl?’ I said, as she gently pawed my chest. Despite having a mouthful of sharp teeth, she didn’t bite me and 10 minutes later, I gently pulled her off.

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!! OMG, Busted pooping on the street! !!

HELLO, BIG BROTHER— these days you never know where those little Google imps are gonna show up with their sneaky Street View cameras and catch you in a personal moment. Listen, I’m all for technology, but what’s the world coming to when you can’t even poop on the street in private!?
After the jump, see the Google Street view image of a man who (by DCist’s estimation at least) seems to be taking a dump on H street, right in our nation’s beautiful capital! (It’s kinda gross but basically SFW I’d say.)

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!! OMG, He’s Endowed: John Edwards !!

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While everyone else is eagerly awaiting the Winter Olympics, I’m on pins and needles for the release of John Edwards’s upcoming sex tape, shot with babymama/crazyperson Rielle Hunter!
Johnny may be one of the most personally despicable politicians ever, but you have to admit that for a 50+-year-old man, he’s reasonably attractive. Annnnd it turns out he has a giant penis! Gawker reports:

Sources have told us that, in the throes of their affair, John Edwards and Rielle Hunter made a sex tape that contains “several sex acts.” And that his aide, Andrew Young found it on an unmarked DVD.
The tape, say both our sources, is explicit and reveals that Edwards “is physically very striking, in a certain area. Everyone who sees it says ‘whoa’. She’s behind the camera at first.”

The sex tape has yet to surface, but it’s surely only a matter of time. (I hope I hope I hope.) Hey former Edwards staffers: send the tape to me! Nick Denton will probably give you a shitload of money, but I’m offering a BJ!
[Gawker]

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