OMG, John Mayer reveals the secret of life
The quote of the month comes from John Mayer in Rolling Stone: “I am the new generation of masturbator. I’ve seen it all. Before I…
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OMG, he might be naked: Jesse McCartney
So I just finished reading Jesse McCartney’s Wikipedia page and I still can’t tell you that I totally understand who he is. He seems to…
OMG, Restore Your Personal Luster: My New Pink Button
I have a feeling there aren’t too many OMG Readers in the market for vagina makeup, but you never know! And anyway, even if you…
OMG, Big Lights Will Inspire You!
So, like, this happened! On the the subway! No, I don’t have an explanation. Just letting you know! View the full NSFW photo after the…
OMG, How Draconian: Colleges adopt new masturbation policy
Spotted in the University of Michigan showers. Although the sign turned out to be a prank and not an official UofM decree, I still think…
OMG, The Next Best Thing: ‘Getting Levi’s Johnson’
There’s a silver lining to every moose turd! The Palins and their extended clan of horny and fertile Alaskans may be ruining America, but they’ve…
OMG photos: Peaches Live
I experienced my first Peaches concert Wednesday night when the Canadian electro pop superstar arrived for a hometown show at Toronto’s Phoenix Concert Theatre. I’d…