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!! OMG, how kinky: LOTR fans !!

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This guy wants to gather a diverse group of men to “venture to Middle Earth (aka Bathurst Street in Toronto)”. Although the project is “not about gay stuff,” the adventures may include touching each other’s wieners. Make sure you click to enlarge the above image. (via Graydon Sheppard)

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!! OMG Phone Sexagenarian !!


Have you ever been curious about what the person you’re having phone-sex with really looks like? Well if you’re lucky, they could turn out to be a stunner like the star of the short film “Phone Sex Grandma”, 60-year-old Opal Dockery.
Opal spews out smut from the hole above her tube-top like a pro while taking out the trash, bathing, and going potty. Potty-mouth that is.
Be warned, the (audio) content in the above video is NSFW and foul! That’s why we love it, right?
Thanks to Kevin R. for the hot steamy tip.

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!! OMG hot: Tortoise love !!


My dear friend JOBANANA sent me this video she took at the Paris Zoo. Sick bitch!
Ugh, I’m jealous. Those torts look like they’re having fun! That top one sounds a bit like me – desperate.
See my favourite violent tortoise sex clip after the jump.
HAPPY VALENTIME’S DAY! I’m still not tired of that.

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!! OMG ew: Sneezing Bus Stop !!

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This bus stop in Vancouver actually sneezes on you. It consists of a big orange dot with what looks like a benign speaker in the middle. The caption says “Press here and we’ll explain.” When you press the button you get sprayed and a little speech with facts about sneezing plays.
I would hate to see their Hepatitis campaign. You know someone’s gonna figure out how to get into that thing and replace the water with self-tanner or anthrax or something.
Check out the video after the jump.
Via GLOSSY

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