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!! OMG, thanks? A gift for the Navy SEALS !!

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Sex toy maker Fleshlight (don’t pretend like you don’t know what that is) decided to thank the U.S. Navy SEAL Team 6 for killing Osama bin Laden by sending the soldiers Fleshlight products. “We want to thank the Navy SEALs for their efforts,” says Brian Shubin, COO of Fleshlight. “For their courage, and the fact that they risked their lives to protect our freedom, we hope they will appreciate our gifts.”
(via After Elton)

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!! OMG, how well-executed: The Simpsons XXX !!

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There have been a variety of adult movies parodying The Simpsons, but the newest one from director Lee Roy Myers really nails the characterizations, and especially the voices! That woman playing Marge should win an Oscar, or an AVN, or whatever straight adult film stars win.
Check out the mostly SFW trailer after the jump!

[[ OMG, there’s more: JUMP IN to read the rest ]]

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!! OMG, How Gynecological: The Vagisoft Blanket !!

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Have you decided that a baby’s bottom is simply not soft enough for you? For those people who want a blanket that offers the ultimate in anatomical softness, there’s now a new product with a very soft name. Oh yes. It’s the Vagisoft.
Personally, I’m not sold yet. I will be waiting for the blanket that’s as soft as Brent Corrigan’s anal cavity. (Okay, I just managed to gross myself out.)
[via WOW Report]

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!! OMG, iPee: Scientists souping up your iPhone to detect STDs !!

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Great news! Instead of having a doctor stick a q-tip up your urethra, you’ll soon be able to discover your STD status (or a partner’s, duh) simply by taking a leak all over your fancy iPhone! I mean, sort of :

Mobile phones and computers will soon be able to diagnose sexually transmitted diseases under innovative plans to cut the UK’s rising rate of herpes, chlamydia and gonorrhoea among young people…

People who suspect they have been infected will be able to put urine or saliva on to a computer chip about the size of a USB chip, plug it into their phone or computer and receive a diagnosis within minutes, telling them which, if any, sexually transmitted infection (STI) they have. Seven funders, including the Medical Research Council, have put £4m into developing the technology via a forum called the UK Clinical Research Collaboration.

Fun bonus game: what STD do you suppose the man in the above stock photo just discovered that he has?!
[The Guardian via Joe.My.God.]

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