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!! OMG, What a Jock: Trace from Flipping Out strips down for Halloween !!

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It’s possible I’m the only person in the world who watches Bravo’s Flipping Out— have we established already that I will watch absolutely anything that comes on Bravo?– but if you have been watching, you’ve undoubtedly had at least one on Trace, decorator Jeff Lewis’s twinky and constantly beshorted young assistant. I could never really decide if I thought he was hot or just well-groomed, but, um, click after the jump if you wanna see him in little more than a jock strap. And with that I think we can officially close the case.
FYI: There’s not technically any nudity but I personally would not look at this at my place of work.
(Via WOW Report)

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!! OMG, How Bulgy: Plaid polyester pants !!

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The copy from this vintage JC Penney catalog from the 70s promises the most “Exciting colors and eye-catching patterns.”
Hm, those patterns are indeed pretty insane, but I’m not sure that they’re what’s catching my eye! If you know what I mean!
They weren’t joking around when they named it the “Big Men’s Shop”
[via Boing Boing]

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!! OMG, How Experienced: Mary the Maid !!

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There’s a lot of stuff going on today! Perez Hilton has promised to be nice! The Chilean miners are being released and getting free sunglasses. One of them is even involved in a messy love triangle. Gavin Rossdale of Bush/Gwen Stefani’s husband fame reveals that he used to bang a dude! Homophobic NY gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino used to rent out space to gay bars! Etc etc etc!
But if you want to be informed about the actual news of the day, you’ll just have to google all that stuff. Cause I’ll I can think about is this maid named Mary with five experienced anuses! And here I was proud for having one!
[Craigslist, thanks to Ardi K. for the tip!]

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!! OMG, For The Gal Who Has Everything: Pearl necklace that’s actually a necklace (but not actually pearl) !!

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“Pearl Necklace is a seemingly amorphous cast silver shape on a chain that is actually an accurate representation of semen. It is a visual marker of chaos turned perfection through an act of beauty and lust. Pearl Necklace is a physical reminder of a fleeting moment of pleasure.”

I think I know what my man-friend’s getting for his birthday! Now if only I could scrounge up the $420 it costs to buy one of these babies…
[via WOW Report]

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