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!! OMG, An Enthusiastic Onanist: James Franco !!

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Somehow I’m not surprised that James Franco masturbates 4-5 times a day. Just look at that smile of his! Those are the dimples of a man who just rubbed one out. And honestly, as a blogger who spends all day alone in front of a computer, I can kinda relate. The dreamy Mr. Franco tells The Hollywood Reporter:

I spend a fair amount of time alone, especially when I travel maybe to something like this or for work or whatever, but I’m in hotels a lot for a lot of my life. And I don’t mind it because I have a lot of stuff to do on my own. I have a lot of reading to do for school or whatever. [pause, laughs] You asked! So, when I’m alone, I do masturbate a lot. I don’t know why. It’s like you have those days where it’s just like, I have a ton of writing to do, or a ton of reading to do, and you’re just like, OK, I’m going to be on the couch all day or in bed all day just doing that… I tend to have a four- or five-time day. [breaks out laughing] So, I probably would have if I was stuck under a rock.

[The Hollywood Reporter via Gawker]

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!! OMG, He’s Packing: Joe Jonas !!


Jonas brother Joe Jonas may not be the prettiest Jonas, but if this video is any indication, he could easily be the most well-hung! Watch as Joe– in full baseball drag– tenderly caresses his kinda enormous bulge.
(Yeah, I know it’s probably just a cup, but a guy can dream…)
[Via Boy Culture]

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!! OMG, They’re Bloody and Naked: The True Blood Cast !!

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Sookie and the gang (minus Jason Stackhouse 🙁 ) make a bloody, nude appearance on this month’s Rolling Stone. Why? Who knows! But creator Alan Ball had some bitchy things to say about his Mormon Vampire competitors over at the Twilight Saga:
“To me, vampires are sex. I don’t get a vampire story about abstinence. I’m 53. I don’t care about high school students. I find them irritating and uninformed.”
Take that, R-Pattz!
[TV Guide]

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!! OMG, How Gay: Pro Athletes Get Homoerotic !!

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You sure have to hand it to Arianna Huffington’s legion of interns at that Post of hers. When they’re not breaking important news or opining about global climate change they’re busy putting together salacious slideshows of the type that we here at OMG Blog would be compiling if not for our overwhelming laziness. Today: athletes who look like they’re getting dickly with each other!
A few more of my favorites after the jump, click over to HuffPo to see the whole show.

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