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!! OMG, she's humping everything: Isabella Rossellini !!
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In the Sundance Channel's online series, GREEN PORNO, you can see Isabella Rossellini acting out the sex lives of a bunch of different insects. How did she get to be so amazing?
Click HERE to watch them all or do the interactive QUIZ.
posted by Graydon on Friday, October 3, 2008
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!! OMG, anal fiend: Anne Hathaway !!
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Okay, I may be exaggerating, she may not be a fiend, but she's an advocate:
"...every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing”. She also speaks about significance of the first time and the trustworthy partner and how the anal penetration makes her feel feminine in a very special way.
Whatever, nothing my gramma hasn't told us over Thanksgiving dinner. What? She likes to make sure her grandkids know real sensuality.
Via LA RAG MAG.
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posted by Graydon on Monday, September 29, 2008
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!! OMG, he's got the moves: Dancefloor Dale !!
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Flying Lotus's new music video features a very sensual couple getting down, and then getting dirty, but all under the cover of cartoon imagery. Think latex body paint come alive. According to my source, the footage is not taken from porn, but rather recorded especially for this project.
The video is probably not safe for work, though technically there is no nudity. Watch this amazing piece of music video art after the jump.
RELATED: SFW Porn
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posted by Frank on Friday, September 26, 2008
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!! OMG it's SFW: Porn !!
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DIESEL have released THIS HILARIOUS NSFW AD to promote some sort of party or something. Who cares what they're advertising? I like the lady with the accordian. She funny!
Watch it after the jump!
Via FEY FRIENDS
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posted by Graydon on Thursday, September 25, 2008
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!! OMG, it works: Smiling !!
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According to THIS ARTICLE, smiling and telling someone you like them can boost your sex appeal. I guess my tactic of standing in the corner pretending not to notice anyone and giving stink-eye to anyone who comes near me or to anyone who makes eye contact is way off! Oh well, I'm gonna keep doing it. Easier to pretend you aren't interested than to deal with rejection.
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posted by Graydon on Tuesday, September 9, 2008
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!! OMG, Dore Alley Photobooth Portraits !!
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The Dore Alley Fair took place this past weekend and The Sword has some alternative photos of the alternative leather aficionados.
CLICK HERE to see more - some are NSFW.
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posted by Graydon on Wednesday, July 30, 2008
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!! OMG, how ballsy: Bookstore masturbation !!
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So a guy walks into a bookstore...
No this isn't a joke. It's a NSFW and amazing video of a guy going into Barnes & Noble, rubbing his boner all over some books, then stripping mostly naked in an aisle and jerking it for his cell phone camera. Must be watched to be believed. After the jump of course.
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posted by Frank on Wednesday, June 11, 2008
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!! OMG, best play on words ever !!
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Sometimes in their rush to get a product out on the shelves, the marketing geniuses behind a line of sex toys can strike gold. Take for example, this Sarah Jessica Parker lookalike sex doll.
Look after the jump for a shot of the box with the amazing tagline.
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posted by Frank on Monday, May 12, 2008
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!! OMG, Taschen strikes again !!
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I don't know why, but a "legitimate" publisher showing wieners is way more sexy than just a regular old porn publication.
See more NSFW pages from the book HERE.
Via JOCKOHOMO
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posted by Graydon on Thursday, April 10, 2008
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!! OMG beastialdos !!
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Our buddies over at FEYFRIENDS have come across some pretty crazy toys at a site called ZOOFUR. Following in the line of Furries, you guessed it, these are dildos shaped like your favourite animal weiner.
They were going to make a dildo modeled after my genitals but it turns out nobody's interested in something that looks like a patch of slimy skinny mushrooms that screams when it is exposed to light.
If that doesn't get me laid I'm not sure what will!
Pictured above is the Dog Dong (yikes!) - but don't put your lipsticks away quite yet, boys, cause there's plenty more where that came from.
See other models after the jump, including the Orca, the Dragon, and the Raptor.
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posted by Graydon on Monday, February 25, 2008
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