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!! OMG, He's Naked: David Ginola !!
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This one's a twofer! Not only is David Ginola a British footballer, he's also a sexy silver fox with a perfect ass. After the jump, you'll see that ass plus some extra not safe for work surprises from Naked Britain, an important and groundbreaking three-part British series in which one "Dr. Jack Lewis travels the country to uncover the true British feeling towards nudity."
(Screencaps via Casperfan)
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posted by Bmad on Wednesday, November 4, 2009
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!! OMG, They Take Their Speedos Off: Surf Camp !!
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Surf Camp is a television show in Australia that is supposedly about gays learning how to surf, but they never actually seem to so much as pick up the goddamn surfboard! That's because the show is actually just about sexy guys frolicking in wet Speedos. Sometimes they frolic naked. See the saucy and semi-NSFW outtake reel after the jump.
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posted by Bmad on Tuesday, November 3, 2009
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!! OMG, he's naked: Paul Wesley !!
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You might know Paul Wesley as good vampire Stefan on that terrible show The Vampire Diaries. I say it's terrible because you haven't even seen Paul's butt yet this season, which is a shame considering you've been thinking about it since it first made its appearance in the 2001 TV series Wolf Lake.
Remind yourself of what you've been missing after the jump (NSFW).
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posted by Frank on Monday, November 2, 2009
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!! OMG, coming soon: Francois Sagat in 'LA Zombie' !!
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Just in time for Halloween, director Bruce LaBruce has released the trailer for his hardcore gay zombie porn flick LA Zombie starring Francois Sagat, Rocco Giovanni, Wolf Hudson and Eddie Diaz. Unlike LaBruce's previous gay zombie movie Otto; or, Up with Dead People, this film does not have a semicolon in its title and appears to feature way more hardcore sex, if all the boner shots in the NSFW gallery section of the film's official website are an indication. The film is due out sometime in 2010.
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posted by Kevin on Friday, October 30, 2009
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!! OMG, he's naked: Matthew Settle !!
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Matthew Settle plays Rufus on Gossip Girl, and is undoubtedly one of the hottest TV dads right now. He looks younger than Penn Badgely, who plays his son Dan, and is in better shape.
And good news for all of you, Matthew did a nude scene once, and I don't even know where it's from, but the stills look real to me.
Take a look after the jump (NSFW) and see what you think. Also, if you know the film they are from, please post in comments.
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posted by Frank on Thursday, October 29, 2009
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!! OMG, X-Rated Director's Cut: Lust For Life !!
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Oh, have you heard? The whole bloggysphere and beyond has been going totally insaaaaaane for this album called ALBUM by this band called GIRLS. 9.1 on Pitchfork! Well, well, well! They were so excited they even threw in a bonus tenth of a point-- that surely doesn't happen every day!
Obviously Pitchfork can eat my fuck, but this time they speak the truth: Girls are legit. Above you will see the video for Lust For Life, ALBUM's opening track. The song is incredibly romantic and catchy and the video is pretty romantic too. Highly recommended, even!
But those of you who dare to click after the jump will get the special treat of the X-rated outtake version, featuring lots of ladyboobs and also cute boys frolicking in bed and using each others' boners as microphones. While I think the fellows at The Sword (link NSFW) are overstating things by calling it the Hardcore Gay Edit, it's definitely super-sexy and might even restore a tiny bit of your faith in humanity. (A tiny bit.)
Click onward for the NSFW video. Thank you to The Sword for bringing it to us.
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posted by Bmad on Thursday, October 29, 2009
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!! OMG, He's Naked: Carsten Bjørnlund !!
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For those complainy readers who are always bitching that we here at OMG Blog only feature hairless young prettyboys whose hands smell of lavender and Oil of Olay, guess what? It's not a matter of personal taste-- those are just the guys who tend to get naked a lot! In fact, there's nothing we (I) like more than a man who looks like he's thrown a few punches in his life. Bonus points if it looks like he's taken a few hits too.
That's why I'm happy to bring you these extremely nude screen shots of the one Carsten Bjørnlund, a great Dane who has clearly been around the block a few times and come back all the sexier for it.
I don't expect to hear any "that's not naked!" whining, cause there is copious Danish noodle after the jump. The screencaps are from the third season of a series called Forbrydelsen, which I'm sure is completely fascinating. NSFW!
XOXO (Because I love you),
BMAD
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posted by Bmad on Wednesday, October 28, 2009
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!! OMG, He's Naked Again: David Duchovny !!
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I've never flipped out for David Duchovny the way some people have, but he showed his ass on Californication last night, and I have to admit that he is a fine looking gentleman.
Also, didn't he turn out to be a sex addict or something? Which means it probably wouldn't be that hard to get in his pants if I met him. I find that very attractive!
NSFW pictures of his surprisingly firm-looking butt after the jump.
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posted by Bmad on Monday, October 26, 2009
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!! OMG, he's naked: Matthew Scully !!
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Matthew Scully is the young star of the upcoming Australian thriller Storage. It's only his second film, so the nude scene after the jump (NSFW) could mean a promising career of taking it off for the camera.
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posted by Frank on Friday, October 23, 2009
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!! OMG, He's Naked: Cory Monteith !!
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Look, it's the guy from Glee! (I guess his name is Cory Monteith.) Check out his ass from 2006's Bloody Mary after the jump. It's not my favorite ass ever, but hell, he's on a hit TV show, and that's what counts.
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posted by Bmad on Monday, October 19, 2009
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