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!! OMG, his butt: Gerard Butler !!
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Perhaps Gerard Butler's most famous quote is "It's always nice to show a bit of butt" (speaking to OK Magazine about the nudity in his new film Law Abiding Citizen).
We couldn't agree more, so we bring you Gerard's luscious cheeks in a scene from Guy Ritchie's RocknRolla. View the NSFW caps and video after the jump.
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posted by Frank on Friday, November 20, 2009
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!! OMG, He's a Porn Star: Chef Academy's Emmanuel DelCour !!
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Have you been watching this show Chef Academy? Me neither! Those cooking shows just make me hungry, and I never have any food in the fridge. But I may have to start watching now, because it turns out that one of the contestants-- one Mr. Emmanuel DelCour-- is actually a former (straight) porn star known as "Jean Val Jean." Well well well! How many porn stars do you know who are named after characters in classic 19th-century novels?!
Oh, who cares about dumb old Victor Hugo! If you're curious about what Mr. Del Cour has cooking "down there," head over to DudeTube. It is definitely, definitely not safe for work. And by the way... if you're going to be all complainy about the indignity of having to look at a lady's private parts in order to see Mr. Val Jean's penis, then don't click. I couldn't find any solo shots!
(DudeTube)
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posted by Bmad on Thursday, November 19, 2009
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!! OMG, he's naked: Nicolai Cleve Broch !!
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Norwegian actor Nicolai Cleve Broch hasn't done much outside his native country, but I think he could go far in several American show business industries if he learned even a little bit of English.
See what I'm talking about after the jump with NSFW stills and video from the Norwegian film Uro.
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posted by Frank on Thursday, November 19, 2009
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!! OMG, he's naked: Joseph Gordon Levitt !!
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Even though many of us were first introduced to him when he was a teenager on the sitcom Third Rock From the Sun, actor Joseph Gordon Levitt is beyond barely legal now, so we don't have to feel guilty about looking at him naked in films like Mysterious Skin.
See some NSFW caps of JGL's nice butt after the jump!
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posted by Frank on Tuesday, November 17, 2009
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!! OMG, he's naked: Justin Long !!
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If you ever wanted to see that smarmy, self-assured/annoying guy from the Apple commercials without his pants on, here is your chance! Justin Long has apparently acted in projects with lines other than "I'm a Mac," including the film Taking Chances where he stands half-naked with his hands over his bits in a body of water.
See the NSFW stills and video clip after the jump.
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posted by Frank on Monday, November 16, 2009
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!! OMG, Everyone Gets Naked: New Flaming Lips Video !!
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The Flaming Lips have always been iconoclasts, but this time they've really outdone themselves with the video for "Watching the Planets," which features what seems like hundreds of naked hippies-- male and female-- climbing out of a big hairy ball and running around the forest. I'm putting it after the jump cause although it is artistic, it's not safe for work.
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posted by Bmad on Thursday, November 12, 2009
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!! OMG, His Butt: Kenny Santucci !!
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You know how sometimes you'll turn on Real World/Road Rules Challenge and basically feel like Rip Van Winkle? It seems like I was watching this show yesterday, so who are these hookers and what have they done with Coral and Mormon Julie? I know, I know-- call me old-fashioned, but I liked the old hookers! Well, shit, I was just getting used to that girl who smoked on the treadmill... and she's probably applying for Social Security as we speak.
Okay, so. That aside, I guess there's one named "Kenny" now. He's hot in a trashy way, by which I mean marry me? He shows his butt to some Challenge slatterns after the jump. It's just a flash of crack, but remember: NSFW! I never did mind the little things!
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posted by Bmad on Wednesday, November 11, 2009
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!! OMG, He's Naked: David Ginola !!
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This one's a twofer! Not only is David Ginola a British footballer, he's also a sexy silver fox with a perfect ass. After the jump, you'll see that ass plus some extra not safe for work surprises from Naked Britain, an important and groundbreaking three-part British series in which one "Dr. Jack Lewis travels the country to uncover the true British feeling towards nudity."
(Screencaps via Casperfan)
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posted by Bmad on Wednesday, November 4, 2009
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!! OMG, They Take Their Speedos Off: Surf Camp !!
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Surf Camp is a television show in Australia that is supposedly about gays learning how to surf, but they never actually seem to so much as pick up the goddamn surfboard! That's because the show is actually just about sexy guys frolicking in wet Speedos. Sometimes they frolic naked. See the saucy and semi-NSFW outtake reel after the jump.
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posted by Bmad on Tuesday, November 3, 2009
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!! OMG, he's naked: Paul Wesley !!
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You might know Paul Wesley as good vampire Stefan on that terrible show The Vampire Diaries. I say it's terrible because you haven't even seen Paul's butt yet this season, which is a shame considering you've been thinking about it since it first made its appearance in the 2001 TV series Wolf Lake.
Remind yourself of what you've been missing after the jump (NSFW).
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posted by Frank on Monday, November 2, 2009
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