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!! OMG, Her Majesty: Queen of the Lesbians Revealed !!


Lezzies bow down to your new Sapphic queen! No, it’s not Rosie O’Donnell, Ellen Degeneres or even Dinah Shore. It’s sultry and saucy YouTube user Paradise016, who proclaims herself ruler of all that is lickly and invites gals everywhere to “come and see my vagina” in her new YouTube summer jam, Queen of the Lesbians.
Long live the queen!

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!! OMG, Goodbye: Cathy‘s Diet is Finally Over !!

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ACK is right! I’ll have you know that I’m sitting here stuffing my face with chocolate cake and being consoled by my yappy dog Elektra over the tragic news that everyone’s favorite yarn-haired fat-ass funny-page heroine is finally hanging up her ill-fitting skirtsuit and working-woman Reeboks… FOR THE LAST TIME.
That’s right, Cathy– whose perpetually sweat-beaded face has graced the desk of dental receptionists everywhere for the last 34(!!!) years– will exit the funny papers on October 3rd with the retirement of her eponymous creator Cathy Guisewite.
Well, we’ll always have Marmaduke. 🙁
[Washington Post]

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!! OMG, How Purrr-fect: The Cat Whisperer !!

OMG buddy Julie Klausner (whose very LOL book, I Don’t Care About Your Band, is being turned into a series for HBO!) has a certain way with cats. She whispers to them! It’s hard to tell whether they listen to the whispers or not. I guess this is why the Cat Whisperer never appears on Oprah…

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!! OMG, How Realistic: The JetBlue Flight Attendant Story Told in Taiwanese CGI !!


The Steven Slater story just keeps getting bigger and bigger. Even my dad is getting all into it and everything. This morning he sent me a somewhat breathless e-mail about the sassy JetBlue quitter, concluding with the suggestion that “Maybe you should be a flight attendant.” Thanks dad– but I’ll stick to nude celebrity blogging!
In addition to Dad Mad, the Taiwanese have also picked up the story of the sliding steward, using their groundbreaking CGI-reenactment method to illustrate the scene. Want to see exactly how (some Taiwanese segment producer imagines) it all went down, including Slater’s passionate embrace with his shirtless gay boyfriend? Well today is your lucky day!

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