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!! OMG, How Insightful: Advice from the little mermaid !!


Princess Ariel’s advice for young girls is fantastic and insightful but she left an important one out: “Get comfort and support and attract a prince all at once by wearing a bra made out of pink seashells and nothing else!”
Come to think of it, why isn’t she wearing the seashell bra?
[Via Joe.My.God]

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!! OMG, Good Choice: Woman abandons career as serious journalist to document the lives of wig-wearing cats !!

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North Texas photographer Jill Johnson couldn’t decide whether to continue her career as a “serious journalist” or embark on a new career photographing cats wearing wigs. Somehow this doesn’t seem like a difficult decision to me. In the end, Johnson agreed, and now the world is happier for it.
[Via Jezebel]

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!! OMG, Buy Them a Gift: Bristol and Levi’s Wal-Mart Wedding Registry !!

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Happy couple and proud mommy and daddy Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston can’t wait to tie the old knot– and they also can’t wait for the presents from joyful Republicans to start rolling in!
Among the items the trashy lovebirds are hoping for are several guns, a snowblower, a hunting knife, and some hockey jerseys. Because nothing says I DO like a SOG Seal Pup Elite Fixed Blade Knife.
(Yes, it’s fake but who cares about things like that?! This is the internet!)
[Via Gawker]

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!! OMG, she can sing karaoke: Jewel !!


Wow, this is super weird. After posting the video of that awful Jewel SNL performance of “Foolish Games” yesterday, what arrives in my inbox today but a new Funny or Die video starring you-know-who playing a prank on a bunch of people at a karaoke bar?
They dress Jewel up in a prosthetic nose and she sings “Foolish Games” to the small gathered crowd. What do you think: is that where she belongs?

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!! OMG, He’s Back: Sassy Gay Friend Saves the Giving Tree !!


Sassy Gay Friend has returned and this time he’s turned his sassy gay attention from Shakespeare and the bible to classic children’s literature, stepping in to save the doomed, co-dependent Giving Tree from the most unhealthy relationship of all…
(If only Sassy Gay Friend had been around to talk the ladies of Teen Vogue out of publishing that horrible article last week…)

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