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!! OMG, What’s Your Jersey Shore name? !!

Are you captivated by the adventures of Snooki, The Situation, and JWwowww? Headed to the Jersey Shore this summer (I know, summer, LOL, right?) but worried you won’t fit in without your own absurd nickname? Thank God the internet is here to help with this handy Jersey Shore nickname generator.
Mine is Orange Juice. What’s yours?

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!! OMG, the Year in Stupid Videos !!


I have a hard time imagining that 2009 could have been a shittier year for anyone, but at least there were internet videos to watch, right? Now you can relive the movie memories with Videogum’s best of 2009 retrospective. F*ck man… Keyboard cat seems like a lifetime ago, right?

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!! OMG, The Conner Look: The Fashions of Roseanne !!

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Third and Delaware, the website devoted to obsessive analysis of the fashions of Roseanne, is burning up the internet. And with good reason. They’re cataloging every episode and are already up to season 5. Now that’s dedication. Here’s what they have to say about Crystal’s outfit, seen above:

For Crystal, it’s not enough to have two babies nine months apart, a husband twice her age, crazy eyes, and already questionable fashion sense. No, she’s got to go out and buy the largest and loudest baby carriage she can find! To top it off, she went shopping for an embroidered tee to match her stroller perfectly! Maybe she’s doing the neighborhood a favor, announcing her arrival through brightly colored clothes and accessories that serve as a warning signal. “CRAZY APPROACHING, CAUTION!”

(FYI, I have always hated Crystal!)
As far as I can tell the site doesn’t mention this, but I have this theory about Roseanne that the quality of the episode correlates directly to Roseanne’s obesity. The fatter Roseanne is, the better the episode. Has anyone else noticed this?

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